Chas Newkey-Burden

GOD BLESS THEM

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When I tried to tell him on X what really happened at Ibrox he threw a playground insult and ran off and hid behind a block. Silly little guy.

He’s a total fraud. No interest at all in what happened.

Ran 19 miles. Watched the weakest line up humiliate the Huns on their own turf. Laughed as a bunch of kids in Spider-Man costumes invaded the pitch. LOLed at the tears on the socials. Vegan chilli paneer for din dins. Walked the dog. VOT A DAY 💚

Thank you so much!❤️

Have you sponsored Chas yet? No? What the fuck are waiting for??? 💚✌️

You can block me on X all you like but you still fundamentally misunderstood what happened, you fraud of an academic 🤣

Hahaha yaaaas

Union Bears looking like a bunch of kids who won Spider-Man outfits in their breakfast cereal packs

I dunno it feels like there’s been about 9,234 subs in this match

Nygren’s not got his customary goal yet and Čvančara has a Hunskelper vibe so I remain hopeful

Crufts holds the key to the British psyche If a British politico wanted to understand the psychology of dog people then the obvious place to start would be Crufts

Crufts holds the key to the British psyche

✍️ Chas Newkey-Burden

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I ran 19 miles this morning. I’m training for the London Marathon, which I’ll run to raise funds for Animal Free Research. Please have a read and sponsor me if you can!

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MON THE GOOD GUYS

Crufts holds the key to the British psyche If a British politico wanted to understand the psychology of dog people then the obvious place to start would be Crufts

‘The PA announcers frequently use the word ‘bitch’ when they introduce dog contestants, a pleasure denied even Simon Cowell at his own talent contests.’

It’s me on Crufts…

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New episode: Threads, Thatcher & Sheffield!

I speak with Catherine Taylor, who was an extra in Threads.

We chat about the film’s legacy and why it’s a metaphor for Thatcher’s attack on northern cities.

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The Threads podcast joins the mile-high club

Threads, Thatcher and Sheffield with Catherine Taylor Podcast Episode · Jesus Christ, They've Done It - The Threads Podcast · 4 March · 52m

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New episode: Threads, Thatcher & Sheffield!

I speak with Catherine Taylor, who was an extra in Threads.

We chat about the film’s legacy and why it’s a metaphor for Thatcher’s attack on northern cities.

@bangpodcast.bsky.social @scarredforlife.bsky.social

My Threads story - Chas Newkey-Burden Podcast Episode · Jesus Christ, They've Done It - The Threads Podcast · 27 January · 12m

A new episode coming soon but have you listened to this one yet? It’s my story and it’s mercifully short!

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Recorded a new episode of my podcast tonight. My fuck I love chatting with people involved in Threads.

The joy of a launderette But there are now fewer than 3,000 launderettes left in Britain. Efficiency has migrated inward; community has ebbed away.

My new one for @thespectator1828.bsky.social

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A broken-down washing machine is generally regarded as definitely a Bad Thing. There is the expense and hassle of repairing or replacing the machine.

✍️ Chas Newkey-Burden

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The joy of a launderette But there are now fewer than 3,000 launderettes left in Britain. Efficiency has migrated inward; community has ebbed away.

My new one for @thespectator1828.bsky.social

spectator.com/article/the-...

Best tweet (or whatever they are here) ever!

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I've just tripped over a packet of crisps. How does anyone manage that?

On this day, 45 years ago, Bobby Sands begins his Hunger Strike.

“I am standing on the threshold of another trembling world. May God have mercy on my soul.”

C’mon fellow vegans/animal lovers… this is something worth getting behind and supporting Chas!