It's Always Petty in Philadelphia

Translated: The idiot in the White House is wrecking our economy.

Called it.

If that's actually what happened, shooting Charlie Kirk for *not being rightwing enough* is...wild.

Like I'm not suicidal but if I could become a ghost just so I could yank on the line to Trump's catheter every ten minutes it might be worth it

Thank you. Wringing our hands accomplishes nothing. Call your reps every damn day. Protest 6/14. If we want a difference, we have to make it.

Call your reps every day this week. Yes, even if you have *that* rep. It always matters. Attend your local No Kings protest this Saturday, 6/14/25. If you want a difference, you have to make it.

Even if you don't agree with any of that, like... THIS is your king? This is YOUR guy? His skin is like rice paper. He's humiliating us every time he talks to foreign leaders. He holds his water glass with both hands and is sundowning on live TV. I'm begging you to want better for yourself.

MAGA, you need to understand: if they'll k*ll us, they'll k*ll you, too. Fascist regimes always end the same way. Eventually, *no one* is pure enough. When one of us loses freedom, we all do. They're already restricting what you can access on the internet and outlawing your weed.

For him, those human beings, both protesters and military personnel, may as well be chess pieces. Also he has no idea how to play chess and has bullied the room into playing by rules he's making up on the spot.

Donald Trump is an unstable, deeply sick individual. He has no object permanence and is so mentally broken that human lives mean less than nothing to him.

No matter your party affiliation, you should be deeply alarmed that our president is following an online slap fight with military deployment.

Deploying Marines to LA isn’t normal. It’s a gross abuse of power similar to what we see from dictators around the world, setting the stage for martial law or full-on authoritarianism.

::Woman on TV exists::

Men: god, what a bitch

At this rate Elon's cringe might develop its own gravitational pull

My wife and I both want to learn to play drums so we're going to start an all drums lesbian band called Percussy

I really don't want to believe we're getting dumber as a species but humanity seems to be working reeeeeal hard to prove me wrong

I don't have the resources to project "Thank you, President Musk!" on the buildings facing the White House, but I'd throw fistfuls of cash at anybody willing and able to do this

[god creating the human brain] it's gonna be capable of carrying out genocide but also sometimes it will worry that the forks in the drawer are scared of the dark

And they're putting out videos on how to lie about being conservative so they can actually attract women.

Imagine having to lie about who you are just to get women to talk to you

Don't stop, I'm almost there

When Marco Rubio is the most stable and reliable person in your cabinet

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Rubio is such a smarmy little cunt. I almost hate trump's ass lickers more than Trump himself. Almost.

Bullies only understand one language. You HAVE to fight back.

If you're asking "WhErE aRe ThE dEmOcRaTs" but voted straight red or didn't vote at all, you can go right ahead and fuck yourself.

The democrats are right where you left them: UNELECTED.