Ellie

I went into a reptile store and they had loose snakes everywhere, on purpose

04.05.2025 23:46 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Gf says I'm a golden retriever gf - woof

03.05.2025 04:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When a baddie say I'm gunna cum pretty big

28.04.2025 23:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had a dream where my partner got a job offer to be a professional hog warmer and I was pretty jealous

27.04.2025 04:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I've only ever made one meme and this is it

27.04.2025 04:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0