That's a lot of cancer research

He’s all hair and no cattle.

Glad people are settling on the term "pervert glasses". Bonus points if you also say it while posting a picture of Mark Zuckerberg or call them Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses.

I’m sitting in the exact same ornate ball room where twenty years ago this month I took the Multistate Professional Responsibility Exam. (In a state I didn’t grow up in and don’t currently live in.) This time it’s a music conference for my middle schooler. Time a fucking flat circle etc. etc.

this is more of a do actions administration, not a lame woke consider the consequences administration

This story is wild, this woman is awesome.

I’ve always known calibri is bad, now I know why.

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

Have you had the big scan yet?

Can this Love be Translated set a new speed record for SML syndrome. Fukushi Sota is hot from the very first scene, and I’m just not feeling Kim Seon Ho, even though I like him?

I know they are just patrolling and I know why. 😬

Saw two separate fighter jets as we flew over the Great Plains today. Very normal, very chill.

States tend to have underbaked tax explanations. It’s not you, it’s definitely them.

Yay!!!

I need you to teleport to Seattle. I need to make friends with my bobbin specifically.

The whole thing. Ban all of it!

Registered by phone in spring 1997, it was online by fall 1998. Xennial for sure.

😳

Kid never had a chance!

Yes we’ve all known about the requirement for months. Executive disfunction is a helluva drug, and alas, genetic.

Sincere thank god for my husband who just found a volunteer opportunity *tomorrow* for kid who just announced they need to turn in their hours on Monday.

We are all just here trying to remember testicle law.

Firefighter in my living room: So what triggered the reaction that caused you to use your epi-pen?
Me: uh, nothing? (I’m just spontaneous like that!)

Thinking about all the obnoxious sidekicks we endured just to watch a rom-com back in the day.

That’s some SharePoint-style bullshit.

You could do a whole sociology just on public school holidays. My bougie CA suburb had Yom Kippur *and* “Ski Week” as holidays.

A lineman for the county!!

Martha looks dishy in this pic!

Ha! Washington had a state monopoly on liquor sales and distribution until 2012! (Costco funded a successful ballot initiative.) Washington believes in helpful government, not small government.

What about Goodwill as a curb alternative?