Save your money, buy pillows
04.03.2026 21:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Save your money, buy pillows
04.03.2026 21:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Big. And there better be at least two.
04.03.2026 20:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If you click my bait I'll click yours.
04.03.2026 13:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My doctor wanted to know what I changed that made me lose weight and my depression... I said... I changed my marital status. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk!
03.03.2026 21:20 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Chatgpt is the Myers Briggs of horoscope calendars.
03.03.2026 20:24 — 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Professional postal carrier stalker!
03.03.2026 20:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The best of March 3 1916 through March 3 2016!
03.03.2026 20:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I take my placebos rectally, for verisimilitude.
03.03.2026 14:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Even scarier: the rockin' pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu
03.03.2026 00:04 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
The world is shit, here are dogs
02.03.2026 23:45 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0They're no snitch
02.03.2026 23:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just say if you don't want me drinking from the toilet.
02.03.2026 02:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I need Jesse who wrote “never change” to know his curse sadly worked
01.03.2026 23:33 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
It was a
Rad squirrel buffet
The kind you see on a twin cities walk
Rad squirrel buffet
And despite all the seeds they could always eat more
Rad squirrel buffet
This is not the March madness we wanted.
01.03.2026 13:30 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
28.02.2026 22:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The US hates women and children so it's no surprise that one of their first targets in bombing Iran was a school full of girls. Once the US institutes regime change they'll be sure to normalize school shootings in Iran.
28.02.2026 19:23 — 👍 31 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0“Free Iran?” Who’s gonna free us???
28.02.2026 21:02 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Squirrel buffet
28.02.2026 16:06 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Happy 201st birthday to dental floss.
28.02.2026 15:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Your nostalgia is not my nostalgia.
Happy Friday
I've got too many beautiful, intelligent, talented friends who are always busy using those talents to do beautiful, intelligent things. I need some more losers with free time on their calendar.
26.02.2026 18:01 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ricky, don't lose that number
26.02.2026 14:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mr. Clean, purposeless and adrift, sitting alone on a bench. The social security checks barely cover his rent. A lifetime of work for Proctor & Gamble left him with no pension. “I didn’t want to retire,” he murmurs, his hands aching for a rag, a sponge. A bird shits on his head. He closes his eyes.
25.02.2026 15:21 — 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0They tried to fact check the SotU, but couldn't find any.
25.02.2026 14:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Doable
25.02.2026 13:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is there a service where a naked old man vacuums your house, or is that an opportunity?
25.02.2026 13:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Doesn't matter if it's three hours or three minutes, he doesn't deserve any attention.
25.02.2026 00:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Here!
25.02.2026 00:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Headline: Is politics ruining sports?
Fact: Trump and MAGA ruin everything.