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You’ll probably see this screenshot floating around a lot but it really was wonderful to see Lynch put a scene in Twin Peaks: The Return where he has his character literally stare at the camera and say that you should either support trans people or die. I needed to hear that in 2017

his ass isn't working!!! 😤

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omg i never noticed that and i've watched arrested development so many times

oh my god that sucks rest well!!

being single in your 30s mean seeing your partnered-up/married friends either once a month to maybe twice a year if you're lucky and when everyone's schedule somehow line up, every hang is just playing catch up on each other's lives which is fine but idk it doesn't feel the same anymore

it's hypocritical of me to say this but sometimes i miss having a friend group to talk to and shoot the shit with every day when i am now fully that friend who will reply to messages in about 3-15 business days

i think about the timothee chalamet tiny horse snl sketch every day

in the rivervale alternate timeline, archie was tied to the cross like jesus and cheryl cut open his chest and ripped out his beating heart as a blood sacrifice to the maple maiden.

based on everything i've seen online or heard in real life, i have come to the conclusion that men are not real. the only men that exist are the gay fictional ones in my phone that are constantly being put in situations by fanfic writers, that's it

women were getting murdered along the lonely highway. there were rumors of alien sightings in the woods. turns out the murderers were a banished clan of inbred cooper/blossom family members, offspring of nana blossom's philandering husband, who used the mothman to scare people off from investigating

season 6 introduced riverVale, an alternate universe to riverDale. everyone developed superpowers. betty saw people's auras. archie had superhuman strength. tabitha could manipulate time and space. jughead read minds. veronica's body produced deadly poison. cheryl could create and manipulate fire.

archie had to leave town and hide out in the woods because his gf veronica's dad wanted to kill him. he fought a bear and barely made it out alive, then eventually went back to attend high school again. he proceeded to mention surviving a bear attack many times in the show, because who wouldn't.

can't wait to get your reaction to the actual fight scene 😌

currently watching interior chinatown and it's always much appreciated when american productions cast actual actors that are actually fluent in cantonese/mandarin

in the last season, the core four formed a polycule and all hooked up with each other. betty & archie, betty & veronica, betty & jughead, jughead & veronica. unfortunately they never showed archie & jughead together (boo), though it was heavily implied archie & reggie might've had a thing together.

cheryl kept the rotting corpse of her dead twin brother in the basement and talked to him. there was also a doll possessed by julian blossom, their triplet sibling that was supposedly absorbed in the womb - though it's been debated that nana blossom made it all up. we may never know.

floral bb

chad michael murray led an organ harvesting cult. he tried to brainwash betty's mom and convince betty she was evil because she had the serial killer dna genes. later when the fbi came to bust him, he wore an americana white jumpsuit and tried to escape via shooting out of a canon.

one time the football team and cheerleaders made tickle videos to post online and earn some cash. just minors tickling each other, fully clothed. tickle terry, the guy the they stole the business idea from, threatened to break kevin's fingers so he can never tickle again.

one random episode that comes to mind: they threw a serial killer convention and sang songs from american psycho the musical as entertainment for the fans. betty kills the trash bag killer with a gun. archie plays guitar and sings a song about unity to break the spell cast by a sorcerer.

my roman empire is the tv show riverdale. never has there been a more batshit crazy show so self aware of how batshit crazy it was. pure entertainment. i think about it daily

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