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Alright you legends, who's ready for a tell-all with Izzy Hands? Join me and @ringasunn live on May 31 for a virtual event where I'll bare all, so to speak. No telling what could pop up...
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A merperson Ned strung upside down with rope around his tail, right above the fin. He has rope around his chest and torso keeping his arms pinned, and he's snarling in anger, showing off sharp teeth.

oh, someone has caught a very aggressive fish

(a mer!Ned for mermay~)
#ofmdnedlow

Izzy has his back to a rocky wall, lifted off his feet by sea serpent Stede, who's holding him under the arms. Izzy’s hand is up and pressed back against the wall, and his face is flushed. His pants are pulled down to his thighs and Stede is fucking up into him. They are also kissing.

#MoFuMarch Day 8: Big/Size Difference

Sea serpent Stede and his little human Izzy 😌
#ofmdnsfw #stizzy

What's your favorite fan art/fic give made and why? #ofmdfanart

1. I really popped off with 8th day of Hanukkah candol Izzy ngl
2. This Rizzy one (Roach's leg)
3. I've got one more song (it's so meaningful to me)
4. Steddyhands smooch (I just think they're neat)

Izzy is between merocto Ed and mershark Stede. His back is against Ed's front, with one of Ed's arms wrapped around his chest. Stede is in front of him, fucking into his vulva, while one of Ed's tentacles is in his ass. More of Ed's tentacles are spread around, one wrapped around Izzy's visible leg. Izzy is wearing a sharktooth necklace, eyes closed anf ace flushed.

#MoFuMarch Day 20: A/B/O Dynamics/Breeding

back to my marine biologist!Izzy AU; he wants to research the breeding habits of marine creatures such as mershark!Stede and merocto!Ed, so what better way than hands-on, right?
#steddyhands #ofmdnsfw

View from above looking down; Ned, dressed like Greek soldier, is pinned under Stede, who's a hydra. He has a human torso with a dragon body, and eight heads extending from his waist. Stede is staring down at Ned, front paw of the dragon body holding ed's wrist down, and Ned is staring up at Stede wide-eyed and blushing. the eight hydra heads resemble dragons and are staring down at Ned in a loose circle around Stede.

#MoFuMarch Day 26: Stalk/Hunt

demigod!Ned got a little more than he was expecting hunting down the hydra. Mark him down as scared AND horny 🐉
#gentlefiddle

A tiled room with a large window taking up half of the back wall. Izzy is in the foreground, sprawled out on the floor on his side, one arm propping him up, the other braced in front of him. One leg is bent up laying on the floor, the other is in the air, his trousers hanging off his calf. His shirt is unbuttoned and a labcoat is half hanging off of him. A pink semi-translucent mass of slime is between his legs, splashed over his thigh and ankle, and penetrating his vulva. His face shows he looks out of it, sweating, tears in his eyes, and flushed. In the window behind him, Ed and Stede are standing watching. Ed is leaning forward, looking intent. Stede has a clipboard gripped in his hands and covering his mouth. Both are flushed. The window is lit with a green light.

#MoFuMarch Day 27: Fluids

What better way to do some research on this slime creature Stede's team found then up close and personal? The things Izzy does for science and his lunatic partners...
#ofmdnsfw #steddyhands (technically)

Digital pencil drawing of Ed in a blood spattered veil holding up the Stede cake topper

What's one more cake? #ofmdfanart

I'm just messing around...so how do I make this a show!?

still kinda regretting not giving him his full beard
#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #edwardteach #blackbeard

Omfg 😭

a bloody bride
#ofmd

Reminder that if you want to make a sweet spring dress for your Izzy bunny (or 10 or 15 cm doll) I have free printable patterns and a photo tutorial available! All in the folder linked in the thread below. bsky.app/profile/spac...

spring izzy

OKAY PATCH TIME!!! LINK IN REPLY! #edizzy #ofmd

Digital illustration of Roach and Izzy up on the crow's nest, referenced from the s1 scene of Ed and Stede with their marmalade. Izzy's sitting, stretching his prosthesis, the note from the crew in his hands. He's smiling softly. Next to him, Roach, in the red flag outfit and his mother's sash tied around his waist, smiles off to the horizon as he leans forward, holding onto the rail. The wind blows. It's peaceful.

Today's my flagiversarry and despite so many conflicting feelings I couldn't just let it pass without drawing my most important boys ever 💛

#ofmd #rizzy #izzyhands #roachofmd #ofmdroach

Izzy bunny doll by @imrights wearing a polka dot dress by @spacecadetglowao3 and a rainbow scarf. Behind him are beautiful pink cherry blossoms and a blue sky.

Spring is coming 🌈🌷🐰

#dollposting

Sketch of fat Ed jerking off looking at his phone.

what's Ed looking at?

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#Ofmd #ofmdart #ofmdnsfw #edteach

Jack: I’m so fuckin’ hard right now 😏

Izzy: Shut the fuck up, Rackham 😑
#ourflagmeansdeath #izzyhands #calicojack #ofmd

Ned Low bunny with silver suit and silk cravat. Front view.

Ned Low bunny with silver suit and silk cravat. Side view.

Ned Low bunny with silver suit and silk cravat. Other side view.

Ned Low bunny with silver suit and silk cravat. Front view closeup of clothing.

Ned Low bunny made by @stitchy.bsky.social. #nedlow #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

It's time for me to start clearing out older stock! From now until the end of the month you can get 20% off ANY #OFMD items in my store!

Grab yourself a bargain and help me tidy up my shelves! (Pls... They're so crowded... 😭)

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I forgot his little x on his cheek

IM SORRY

An open box that is full of little yellow plush stars with the face of Izzy Hands.

Another raffle donation arrived!
That's a lot of lil Izzys! 😆⭐

Thanks for the donation @disabledpirate.bsky.social!

You too can get one of these lil guys here:
ko-fi.com/sthepirate

dreamers dream until they don't

#ofmd

The "all the home we ever needed" sticker restock is here and they're slightly bigger and SO SPARKLY #shopofmd #ofmd

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My last brain cell production
#stizzy #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeathfanart #izzyhands #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

that one princess mononoke scene but make it bitch4bitch
#ofmd #stizzy