Michael

A lot of the elite became very online for the first time in the pandemic and it’s hit them like smallpox in the Americas

Blackrock and other groups have been pitching private equity funds to normal investors, including talk of adding them to 401ks etc. These funds invest in private companies that usually require sophisticated investors.

They are now limiting you from selling your funds and getting back your money.

Fr fr

"Ruined the midtown experience we grew to love" means at one point you hated that experience and then had Stockholm syndrome

Bike lanes

Bluesky - the platform for 38 year olds who have sex

I don’t speak Hebrew, but if it’s like Latin, the male plural ending is ambiguous as to whether it is all men or both men and women.

Dallas County republicans got their wish of hurting Crocket with precinct only voting.

He really fell off

The time for Blexas has come

The question for Iran is if they can keep their launchers for their higher power missiles hidden for long enough to maintain their ability to launch them over the course of a longer conflict.

But the book they need to buy. Gotta pay those bills

What did you send them as a wedding gift?

Israel. More Israel. Greater Israel. Still Israel. Historical Israel. Israeli birthright.

I’m just impressed they didn’t label them all Israel.

These Pick me guys are getting out of hand

One of the best things about Bluesky. You forget some of these ass clowns exist.

I’m getting a lot of questions that are answered by my “I’m the defacto leader of the Democrats” shirt

Where’s his 30A sticker?

Between the world and deez nuts

They actually get a new plate every time it happens.

Translating your campaign material into different languages is cheating and ungentlemanly. A proper Eton man would only reach out to people in the Kings English like god intended.

Many Americans also don't realize how broken the immigration system is.

Democrats can live their values and support immigrants, while pushing to fix the system to stop both exploitative coyotes and cartels and allow for simplified process to live and work in the country.

Tough on crime and immigration go hand in hand but not the way that Trump thinks.

Many Americans want people to follow the rules, but they have great empathy for those that are trying to do the right thing (work hard, provide for your family etc)

Make sure people are coming in the right way, but make the system work so they can.

Strong border, simplified immigration process.

DoD about to find out about the magic of binding arbitration in shrink wrap terms and conditions.

“I can make a chart showing you the differences, do you want me to do that?”

“Sure”

*Random gibberish picture*

They are mad that Green sent ads in other languages.

Which I believe is called campaigning.

It’s all a bad misread of the 2024 election