me: takes off suit jacket, drops it off at dry cleaner's
also me (minutes later): "where's my suit jacket?"
@jojowiththeflow.bsky.social
she/her | London, UK | ๐ biz support for hire | migrant | flawed | multilingual | โจtoo muchโจ | typoist | vegan-ish | burner of bridges | demotivational speaker | ๐๐ฒ linktr.ee/jojowiththeflow | ๐ง flowpr.co.uk/contact | โ https://joflo.ws/kofi
me: takes off suit jacket, drops it off at dry cleaner's
also me (minutes later): "where's my suit jacket?"
first time in weeks commuting on bakerloo line... oof ๐ฅต
13.08.2025 16:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0disclaimer: I don't know him and I could be wrong
13.08.2025 12:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Everything I see of him points at someone who feels and acts deeply personally insulted any time he's challenged in any way, let alone held to account about anythingโalways counterattacking to deflect from his own actions and responsibilities, never taking accountability
13.08.2025 12:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0good morning to the emails that donโt find me
13.08.2025 12:22 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0sorry, ben nog onderweg... half uurtje, denk ik
13.08.2025 06:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0proficiat!
13.08.2025 06:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Eerst kwam 't idee dat alles, maar dan ook alles, gegamificeerd moest; vervolgens werd dat vertaald naar en geรฏmplementeerd als infantilisering. Als ik ergens toch een hekel aan heb...!
13.08.2025 06:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Keith the one-eyed ginger cat lying comfortably on a bed. (Keith passed away 12 August 2023)
Exactly two years today since he passed away... #KeithSpam
12.08.2025 21:44 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0"A bland (of people)" perhaps?
12.08.2025 21:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This looks important
12.08.2025 21:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I need six months to prepare minimum
12.08.2025 13:57 โ ๐ 1139 ๐ 153 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 6Fucking adorable dogs
@darthbluesky.bsky.social @weratedogs.com @thegoldenratio4.bsky.social @theherdhouse.bsky.social I need your help. My friend passed away today and i need to find a home for Sassy and Johnny. They are in London Ontario and are around 9 years old. Please help if you can.
12.08.2025 04:19 โ ๐ 201 ๐ 113 ๐ฌ 15 ๐ 13(don't worry, I found work in the meantime)
12.08.2025 20:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0En toch, als ik zo'n budget had, zou ik Haarlem boven Frankrijk verkiezen (ja, zelfs met die afschuwelijke marmeren badkamer)
12.08.2025 20:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Seriously, if you canโt be reached, you canโt be offered work. Thatโs money youโre potentially losing. Get it sorted.
12.08.2025 19:48 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Wajahat, come on, won't you look over there <points somewhere else in attempt to distract>, please /s
12.08.2025 19:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0haha, then they could've (should've) hired me 9+ months ago... I'm covering someone else's parental leave currently๐
12.08.2025 19:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0NEEEJJJJJJJ
12.08.2025 19:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0New record from job application to rejection: 9 months and 14 days
12.08.2025 19:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Chibi art of Rumi, Zoey, and Mira from Huntrix (Kpop Demon Hunters) in cute chibi style!
Chibi art of Rumi, Zoey, and Mira from Huntrix (Kpop Demon Hunters) in cute chibi style!
For those who were waiting: The full Huntrix sticker set is out, and at a discount! payhip.com/b/Hrk1J
(You can also buy each separately, but how could you split them up like that? ๐ญ )
#KPDH #huntrix #polytrix #kpopdemonhunters #chibi #stickers
I mean, WILL YOU JUST LOOK AT THIS?! ๐
12.08.2025 19:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Heritage buses will run on the 54 bus route, Blackheath -> Elmers End, on Saturday 13 September
12.08.2025 15:30 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Although I don't drive, will never own a car (or other motor/electric vehicle), and will probably never travel to the US, but @bringatrailer.bsky.social is one of my favourite accounts on Bluesky
12.08.2025 18:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Area Critic (Me) Needs New Job.
Reach out if you want me to write for you! Doesn't have to be reviews!
IT IS GLORY TO BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES BUT TO ALSO BATHE IN THE SHOWER.
12.08.2025 17:15 โ ๐ 27 ๐ 11 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Cargo cult shit. None of these companies know why they're hiring AI talent, they are just throwing money and compute at the problem in the hopes something happens, despite, well, nothing happening for a long time
12.08.2025 17:16 โ ๐ 675 ๐ 63 ๐ฌ 29 ๐ 1The Cayman Island banker from The Simpsons fans himself as he says "Ah, it's too hot today"
Me, and pretty much everyone else in London, today.
12.08.2025 11:38 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Homelessness is NOT a crime.
Unaffordable housing IS the crime.
I feel that we do not say this enough.