alex 🌟

Werewolf dick that destroys vampires, call that a garlic knot. Or something. I don’t fucking know, you shitpost then if it’s that easy

woke up to enough snow that justifies clearing it off my car and I'm like yuuughdnsksks I regret this

Fem Hua Cheng leaning over fem Xie Lian in the bath with e'ming

cw genderbend
San Niang wants to know if she can join 🛁
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#Hualesbians #Hualian #XieLian #HuaCheng

can somebody on this app explain why boomer parents seem to have beef with using the ATM or are my boomer parents just extra dramatic for no reason and seem to hate it

digital drawing of sapphic Matchablossom from “Sk8 the Infinity”. The characters are wearing their skateboarding outfits. Cherry is portrayed as a butch lesbian, with pink hair cropped to the nape of her neck. She points an accusatory finger at Joe. Joe is drawn as a tall, musclar, busty fem. The only change from her canon outfit is the addition of a white cloth wrapped around her chest to act as a sort of strapless bra. She grins back at Cherry, as if challenging her. The characters stand against a light green background, with pink bubbling up from the bottom of the screen. A white line crossed the background, intersecting into an explosion where the characters’ faces meet to signify their clashing personalities. A tiny cherry blossom and green heart float in the upper right. The artist’s signature [@magicmooshka] is on the top of the page

Two black and white doodles of sapphic Matchablossom. The upper left doodle shows Cherry munching very seriously on a plate of spaghetti that Joe has prepared. Her cheeks are round and full like a chipmunk’s. Joe stands off to the side, holding a cloche in one hand and looking slightly irritated at how Cherry devours the food. The lower right doodle shows Cherry and Joe skateboarding together with the word [ZOOM] above them.

🍵🌸 *butchifies your yaoi* #matchablossom #sk8 #sk8theinfinity

the genre of "tired millennial trying to help their aging relatives understand the world and then giving up" is one I'm too familiar with

Shen Jiu and liushen 💀💀
#liushen #svsss #sairusb

#svsss
🥒

ジョーチェリ🐯🍵🌸
#matchablossom #joecherry #sk8infinity
#sk_8 #エスケーエイト
(Dec 2021)

fei tian is getting so many series licensed/published and I can't keep up

i call sqq a boymom but tbh binghe also turns me into one. he's my specialest boy and nothing is ever his fault. this sentiment extends to bingge as well

if you're a woman and know what amv's are congratulations you are in fact milf age

crisps for you guys but they're such an American thing I guess

I'm not a big dessert person, definitely more of a sour candy so I guess I'll do savory?
1. any sort of pita or naan bread with hummus or baba ghanoush
2. salted/roasted nuts
3. pickle flavored chips (crisps)
4. french fries
5. popcorn, any and all types

1. vienna! never been but on my travel list
2. north conway, nh my annual vacation spot
3. prague
4. antigua (not the island)
5. the entire LOTR set locations in NZ

in every iteration it's perfect

5. Xuanwu cave!!! this moment is just so important to the series as a whole and jc finding a way out to go get help because he's a strong swimmer (thanks to his home) and then hauls ass ON FOOT alone to get help (we don't talk about jfm being a bag of dicks to his son after the rescue however)

3. when he + wwx are still kids at lotus pier (the famous yanli carrying the boys on her back) and he promises to keep wwx safe from the scary dogs
4. jiang cheng making a "wtaf" face when he realizes wwx uses a pick me girl voice with lwj 💀

OH!! my moment is here. thank you.

1. The iconic "I'm his uncle" moment from book 1. 100/10 introduction, pretty much where I was done for.
2. Guanyin temple in the books as a whole. He has time to let the knowledge of the core transfer kind of simmer and there’s a vague sort of reconciliation imo

borrowing this to see what i get :3

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another frame contining a summary of the fic "How to sell a God"

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vampire who is not hiding it very well because they keep looking at their best friend's neck like a sad puppy longing for treats

hm, top five favorite scents?

it was in fact my mom who got locked out...lol

pretending i don't hear someone at the door and my parents dog barking

buckle up, it's one hell of a book

I adore Wei Ying’s obliviousness about romance.
#MDZS #WangXian

looked my fiance dead in the face tonight and said "I love you but I need your team to lose in regulation so you don't make playoffs" and he looked at me like i was insane

A cream rectangle with an orange border and the text MARCH THROUGH YOUR STASH over a background of simple line drawings of books

The same background with text that reads: -Read the physical books that you've already bought and hoarded in the month of March -Discuss your reading and track your progress with the hashtag #MarchStash -Follow @marchthruyourstash on Bluesky for prompts, encouragement and tracking graphics!

Introducing MARCH THROUGH YOUR STASH! This is a challenge for those of us (Libby addicts, bookstore loiterers) who keep buying books but never reading them. Read as many as possible in the month of March!