Daniel Jay

A cup of coffee from the European space agency filled to the very brim

Dark Matter oder so

The next cold email that is "just following up to see if you've had time to look at our offerings" I will send an automated email back once every 4 days telling them that I'm just checking in to make sure they know I'm not interested.

A great advantage that speakers of English as a second language have, is the fact that all the little idioms and phrases and metaphors get explained to us and we can just learn them out of a book 😁

Daniel in a black hoodie and bisexual lighting

Ready to record a new episode of my ✨HACKER PODCAST✨

Artsy photograph of a fork lying on a cup of pudding (with a plush octopus in rye background)

Good morning from the pudding I'm about to fork into my mouth any second now

SWEAT ALONG WITH YOUR FAVOURITE DRIVER IF YOU'RE A SKY Q OR SKY GLASS CUSTOMER #F1

Screenshot of apple’s “sleep score” where I scored 99/100

I win at sleep!

The lion does not concern himself with his flight being delayed for an unspecified time …

Fantastic! @mikaelacaron.com just announced learnswift.space, a new blog about leaning swift 😍

A huge huge slide with gibberish on it

This is a good conference slide @serversideswift.info

TelemetryDeck Fall Update 2025 | TelemetryDeck Learn what's new with your favorite app analytics solution.

Fall is a great season for another founder update. @meetlisa.bsky.social shares a few thoughts on #GermanUnityDay, has gathered some figures (transparency!!!), and reflects on participating (and skipping) business events.
telemetrydeck.com/blog/fall-update-2025/?source=bluesky

Thank you so much <3

API versioning was a great tip for me. Thank you for the talk.

Soo many people told me they enjoyed my talk! Awesome 😍😍😍

Wow @breakth-esystem.bsky.social ‘s presentation on the lessons and progress of @telemetrydeck.com was just fantastic #ServerSideSwift2025

Thank you so much 😍

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Hello @serversideswift.info 😍

Museum of natural history

A church

Royal Albert Hall

A very nice curved building

London

Off to London for @serversideswift.info 😎

Good morning! I forgot to leave the windows open last night and now I'm so dehydrated I feel like I'm waking up from 32 years in cryosleep

The lion does not concern himself with finishing his talk weeks before the conference.

(Furious talk prep noises)

Ahoy! ⚓ The third sail is raised!

Our new Retention Dashboard reveals your most loyal crew – those faithful users who've made your app part of their daily voyage and keep coming back for more.

Discover your treasure: 👇
telemetrydeck.com/blog/new-ret...

#PirateMetrics #iOSDev #AppAnalytics #AARRR

Smooth Operator!

Smoooooth. Operatorrrrr.

Ortsschild „Brunsbek“

Ja Servus Grias eich

Happy Wiesnbeginn to all who celebrate. Everyone else, stay safe out there!

Amtliche Wahlbenachrichtigung der Stadt Hamburg

I get to vote, this is proof I'm a real Hamburger now 🍔

My train is cancelled

Oh come ON

Notification screenshot „These devices are no longer detected near you. They were last seen near The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints“

😶

My favorite new iOS 26 feature is AutoMix actually! 🔊