Rob

I believe in you.

Still, super annoying.

Motherfucker hasn’t grasped English in 80 years.

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

My grandparents had nearly this exact same carpeting in their den.

Today, I’ve worked on learning a Carpenters song and a Bad Religion song. I got range.

Extra South Jersey

This photos is giving Jersey vibes.

*Raises hand*

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Plainfield Police Department has asked for the public's assistance in searching for 17-year-old runaway Penelope McGowan. Police say she was last seen leaving school with her older sister.

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I assume all of her friends are gorgeous.

It definitely has a different feel from previous Trek series, but it’s also the first one focused on the Academy, so of course it’s different. That doesn’t meant it’s bad (which it’s not, BTW).

It aligns with the decline in people having fainting couches in their homes.

It was snowing on Monday. I’m wearing shorts today. March in the Midwest is never not bipolar.

That tracks.

I did two loads of laundry. That’s been the highlight of my night.

I’ll cancel my photoshoot.

Here’s an easy mnemonic to help you remember the 26 letters of the alphabet

You got my number?

Congratulations!!!!!!

People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

Surprising no one.

An educational infographic titled TORNADO TERMINOLOGY featuring a stylized tornado icon. Tornado Watch: Weather conditions could lead to the formation of severe storms and tornadoes. BE PREPARED: Know your safe location. Be ready to act quickly. Tornado Warning: A tornado has been spotted or indicated by radar. TAKE ACTION: There is imminent danger. Seek refuge immediately. Tornado Emergency: A rare situation with a severe threat to life and catastrophic damage. TAKE ACTION.

Severe storm season is here. Do you KNOW the difference between a Tornado Watch, a Tornado Warning and a Tornado Emergency? www.weather.gov/safety/torna...

Not something you see everyday.

It’s too early in the morning for this nonsense.

I had to write and mail a check the other day. I had to stop for a second to remember how to do it.

A red metal lunchbox, with an illustration of the dudes from Welcome Back, Kotter, standing around Mr. Kotter's desk, holding up tests with "A"s on them, as Kotter hands back a test with an "F" on it

Day #228: Welcome Back, Kotter (1977)

America will bomb your country until there's nothing left, then come back 20 years later and make a movie about how depressed their soldiers got from doing it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.