Eobard Toyotathon adef187 - Bluesky Statics

This is Hippo. He's visiting Scotland for the first time. Had no idea they made squeaky toys for humans too. 14/10 (TT: kelseydarragh)

02.03.2026 23:46 — 👍 6945 🔁 1015 💬 209 📌 82

We’re just innocent men

02.03.2026 22:54 — 👍 1093 🔁 405 💬 8 📌 23

Forrest Gummo

02.03.2026 21:47 — 👍 27 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 1

oh cool we don't have any money in our operating budget but at least the ceo gets a regular person's annual salary as a bonus

02.03.2026 19:43 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

The president can’t Carradine himself without you fucking clowns trying to dunk on him huh

02.03.2026 20:17 — 👍 38 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Luis the frog

01.03.2026 00:05 — 👍 48 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 1

fuck everything

01.03.2026 23:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man City fans and Chelsea fans for the next 2 hours

01.03.2026 16:31 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1

mr ed opening credits: 🎶 a horse is a horse of course of course 🎶

me (hitting pause because i noticed you looking at your phone): hey man seriously you gotta listen to this next part

09.03.2024 04:49 — 👍 732 🔁 116 💬 5 📌 1

WAR IN 2026 IRAN I WAS THERE DUDE... AND IT SUCKED!!! TObIT O CASPIAN Ardabil SEA Rasht O ASHGABAT Sabzevar KarajO TEHRAN Mahhad Kermanshah • •GHDAD I IRAN RA Q • Isfahan • Yazd Ahvaz KRUWAT • Kerman O Shiraz •Bushehr Zahedan USB. AFGHANISTAN PAKISTAN Abbas DI ARABIA SHANAMA QATAR ABU DHABIS UNITED ARAB EMIRATES Gulf of Omani MUSCAT OMAN ARABIAN SEA OPERATION EPIC BACON

28.02.2026 21:16 — 👍 2110 🔁 393 💬 14 📌 2

St Totteringham looks to be coming very early this year.

01.03.2026 14:38 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

01.03.2026 14:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Security violations

This is like the knowledge check on annual security training

01.03.2026 02:59 — 👍 416 🔁 100 💬 19 📌 10

Launching WWIII to kill an 86-year-old. Guess they couldn't wait for a strong wind.

01.03.2026 02:28 — 👍 29 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

fuck the united states of america

28.02.2026 23:48 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

If you’re still depending on corporate media in 2026, you’re behind the times and ill-informed.

28.02.2026 13:39 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

My girlfriend’s husband is out there fighting for your freedom. Semper fi

28.02.2026 13:40 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

28.02.2026 12:10 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah.

28.02.2026 13:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me, it feels like every Saturday morning

28.02.2026 13:14 — 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

He finally got what he wanted

28.02.2026 13:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely gorgeous, anyone who hasn't seen it should 100%

27.02.2026 20:50 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

28.02.2026 01:01 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Not complaining, I like the show and all, but the premiere of the Godzilla show features zero Godzilla.

28.02.2026 01:01 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

there are godzillas everywhere for those with the eyes to see

17.07.2025 22:42 — 👍 367 🔁 81 💬 7 📌 2

Leeds United vs. Man City
⚽️🏟

📅 2/28 Saturday
⏰ 12:30 pm
📍 @pitchonbutler (Lawrenceville)
@thepitchonbutler.bsky.social

#lua #lufc #thewhites #Pittsburgh #leedsutd #Leeds #peacocks #mot

26.02.2026 02:33 — 👍 7 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

When you were a kid, did you ever meet another kid who was clearly out of their mind, and incredibly troubled and destructive, who made you really uncomfortable to be around, and you just hoped that they would grow up to… Not be like that?

And then they grew up to be even worse?

27.02.2026 19:58 — 👍 5282 🔁 947 💬 93 📌 0

KY Jelly is short for Kentucky Jelly

27.02.2026 17:55 — 👍 32 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Almost 14 years later Iran is still one week away from a bomb

27.02.2026 10:19 — 👍 48 🔁 17 💬 3 📌 1

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