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@fakethefake.bsky.social

Cider maker, furry, writer, musicker, camper, board game player, and overall weirdo. 🔞 - Adult account. No minors.

46 Followers  |  69 Following  |  196 Posts  |  Joined: 17.10.2023
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Vocaroo | Online voice recorder Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.

I wrote a song about not respecting fascists.

voca.ro/102tbV9ujAbU

03.02.2026 19:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes,

I miss the food in Seoul.

I want to get those cinnamon sugar walnut pancakes for 50 cents from a street vendor by the subway.

24.11.2025 02:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nyaight of the Living Cat

Is an anime

That is a combination between

Classic zombie and 80s action movies

And autistic people whose special interest is cats.

I cannot look away from whatever this is.

23.11.2025 04:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My goal

Is to lick every dragon

So I can sort them by taste.

23.11.2025 00:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So if you are eating a bag of candy, like skittles,

Do you eat your favorite flavor

First,

Last,

Or mixed in with the rest as best you can?

22.11.2025 23:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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So, I finally played Phantasy Star 4.

Never had a Genesis as a kid.

Honestly, it slaps.

Very Anime.

Very Sci-fantasy.

Rad graphics.

It's kind of amazing how big of a game you could cram on an old cartridge.

22.11.2025 23:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, that's kind of why I stopped using major social media.

Generally, it seems best to never engage with . . . Like anything.

22.11.2025 23:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Behold,

The Omnishroom!

22.11.2025 22:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Alright.

I'm going to make an effort to use Bluesky more.

Honestly, I'm not a huge fan.

I never liked Twitter, even before Musk bought it.

I had to do a bunch of research for my PhD that showed a lot of terrifyingly normalized abuse and bigotry on social media.

But, I'll give it a shot.

22.11.2025 22:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A miserable little pile of secrets

20.11.2025 18:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Aaaaaaand I've been banned from Ferzu.com.

20.11.2025 18:02 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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I love the state fair

02.09.2025 18:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A TOY.

KNOT BAG BEFORE THROWING AWAY.

THIS BAG A TOY.

19.07.2025 05:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Duces

08.07.2025 05:34 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Old idea that's been rattling around my noggin for some years now, figured I could at least make a little sketch comic from it for #makeaterriblecomicday2025

24.06.2025 19:04 — 👍 18    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0
Vocaroo | Online voice recorder Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.

Just a little song I wrote about how America will never have a fucking king

voca.ro/1mQ50bTJSlky

12.06.2025 22:31 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

12.06.2025 00:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
PWYW YCH - Starting at $20 USD. Any Flag, Gender, Species (Even human), and Optional Accessories (mix and match) - Character in center with vacant gaze hunched over and holding a brick with trans colors on it, trans arm bands and a progress pride flag. Very punk feeling - More details @ ko-fi.com/sillycoyote

PWYW YCH - Starting at $20 USD. Any Flag, Gender, Species (Even human), and Optional Accessories (mix and match) - Character in center with vacant gaze hunched over and holding a brick with trans colors on it, trans arm bands and a progress pride flag. Very punk feeling - More details @ ko-fi.com/sillycoyote

Hi Adventurers!

BY YOUR DEMANDS, we are releasing Our first ever YCH - The Pride Goblin upon the world...

You pick your character, the accessories, the Pride flags, AND how much you want to pay~

Get yourself a Pride Goblin before they vanish!!

(Reposts appreciated! <3)

ko-fi.com/s/4ac744a595

11.06.2025 18:20 — 👍 60    🔁 34    💬 4    📌 4

What did you do when MAGA deployed the US military and secret police against civilians?

A. I didn't notice.

B. Oh, come on. It's not that bad.

C. Lol. ROFLMAO.

D. Something.

09.06.2025 00:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'll look for teaching jobs soon.

But for now, I'd like a little break.

Being a 24th grader sucked.

07.06.2025 06:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Vocaroo | Online voice recorder Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.

Working on a new latin-style groove

voca.ro/1nQwU8sZ55NX

30.05.2025 20:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I tire of the 100 men vs. One gorilla debate.

Could 8,000,000,000 people beat up 3,000 billionares?

That's only 2,666,666 people per billionaire, so it'd probably be close . . .

In minecraft.

30.05.2025 20:25 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

16 hotdogs

16 drinks

17.05.2025 20:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just want to be.

16.05.2025 19:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Vocaroo | Online voice recorder Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.

My friend likes noise music.

I do not understand noise music.

So I wrote this at them.

voca.ro/12bHOhijU70V

16.05.2025 19:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🔥

16.05.2025 18:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gwalt?

16.05.2025 16:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Vocaroo | Online voice recorder Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.

What if Megalovania was ragtime tho?

voca.ro/1m7VNOwzll1O

14.05.2025 00:19 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

*Jiggles handle like it owes them money*

09.05.2025 00:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Makes me want to go back and read Checkerboard Nightmare

A web comic about comics

08.05.2025 17:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0