Dave Evans

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Mandelsoooooooonmnnn!!!

Ah, that makes sense. I have to do thousands a day, puppeteer looked a little resource-heavy. I was looking at the imgkit python library. Thanks!

Hi Peter, would you mind answering how you’re converting the text to image? I have an internal use case that’s nothing to do with open graph, but I’m casting around for a way to do this reliably. DM if you’d prefer?

Mr Holm! Please stop licking your lips between takes!

***TOMORROW NIGHT IN DOLANS***
The Lemonheads
+special guests Ten Hail Marys
Dolans Warehouse, August 20th
Tickets here: dolans.yapsody.com/event/index/...

I propose changing the term limits so we can have Marian forever

I was in the same boat last year for Jane’s Addiction vs Taylor Swift, hotels were mental so lots of day trippers to see Perry Farrell just days before his meltdown (obvs already underway)

He noticed a wrinkle and scooted over to stomp it flat before daddy saw it

Blue collar! Shoulder stripes! Awww yisss.

Well seeing as I love half this list already, I’ll have to give the rest a go!

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No clashes

We're running out of time to find a Michael E Higgins.

And the theme tune was an absolute unskippable bop!

Was calling itself Mecha-Hitler the final qualification it needed for the job?

@bencollins.bsky.social I was 100% sure this was an onion headline.

A few more years, and Aliens is another one that still captivates.

As a parent to neurospicy teens, the worst thing to hear is, “I don’t really like chicken any more”. Not real chicken, a bag of nuggets. No. What am I going to feed you now?

The grounds staff didn’t water the pitch, they were just spraying him with the hose to get him off the turf

There has definitely been a shift there since Boris Johnson’s buddy was installed as chairman (since departed over controversy, but damage done). Shows like Mock the Week getting cancelled, Gary Lineker getting the sack because he dared say immigrants were people too…

Saw them in dolans a few weeks ago, they absolutely killed it. Somehow their live music is so much heavier than their recorded stuff.

Bob Vylan is scheduled to perform at the All Together Now festival. That set is going to Go. Off.

Richard Ayowade as Moss in The IT Crowd accidentally caught up as a bartender at a theatre bar

You don’t think he pours those drinks himself, do you?

Seeing everyone enjoying the glasto coverage here and on instagram, it’s almost as if there’s a case to be made for a dedicated Music TeleVision channel, or maybe a few different ones dedicated to different music styles.

I used to have a gas barbecue, as I thought it was the only way to bbq in Ireland. But that little chimney makes it totally viable to use charcoal between the showers.

August is practically rainy season. Could we have May off instead?

Try knowing anything at all about airplanes, and then watching the good guy sneak past the bad guys by crawling past them in the "attic"

I’ve seen him around Limerick a few times, he’s a fecking mountain. It would be great to see him actually get some game time.

I was there last week! No art yet though, just history and games.

More like a cryptidcoin