DOUCHEBAG ꒰ 🦷 ꒱

douchebag did not like revealing anything about what any of her variants were doing. even if she REALLY disliked anti-douchebag. the one she had a hunch was a serial killer.

"that's good."

the last thing she wanted was for scourge to be curious. douchebag variants, by nature, were very secretive.

staring at him with dull brown eyes. the blonde hedgehog simply shakes her head. features remain deadpan.

". . . . it could be worse. . . we can't control what our variants do."

". . . . . it could be worse."

she doesn't elaborate. her own variants aren't the best either. one of them is a serial k!ller 💧. not that anybody would know that. . . .

( lifts up her 12 gauge and shoots him execution style. lowers the weapon ) . . . . .

mary 🔔

oh oops. i forgot about the starters i have to do over here. MY BAD, GANG. i'll try to get to that soon.

perfect. i'll try to find a nice hotel close enough to utilize the volcano. anyway. how have you been doing, dear.

probably the nearest volcano so we can throw people in who manage to find and bother us. . .

we need a vacation. . . . somewhere away from the idiots.

. . . . . you too, huh.

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❝ ˚ ♡ ˚ 𝔯𝔲𝔫 ᵗᵒ 𝐌𝐄 , * 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝙵𝙴𝚂𝚂 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 ⠀𓏵 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀
𝙻͟𝘖͟𝚅͟𝙴͟ .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ ﹏ ⋆ 💌 ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆

❦ . . . #sonicexerp

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ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

ᅠ𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐀 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈 𝐙𝐎𝐍𝐄

ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐇𝐎𝐆 .ᐟ

to pay for it. douchebag would cover the expenses.

"that's for you. you don't have to pay. i already paid for it."

had been an employee at this job for some time. she knew the procedures. every so often her dull brown eyes would meet sombra's. maybe it would be better if he sat down to wait for her.

after a minute, a drink was placed on the counter. a drink douchebag knew sombra would like. he wouldn't have --

see her. the next person in line clamored to the front and douchebag reluctantly took his order. the process was repetitive.

fortunately, people were patient. douchebag seemed to be curt, which prompted them to know their order before they managed to reach the front of the line. the assassin --

alike all waiting patiently in a line that spanned almost out the door. the blonde hedgehog was quick and efficient, so it took only two minutes for sombra to be next in line.

"i'll be off my shift in thirty minutes if you're waiting for me," she told her brother-in-law, assuming he was here to --

it was another day at the cafe in station square. snow was falling outside, sending pedestrians inside the relatively warm interior of the building. douchebag stood behind the counter, working despite her pregnancy. @pen-ultralifeform.bsky.social was there amidst the crowd of humans and mobians --

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; temp pinned

"Evil Sonic? Anti Sonic? Old news. The new hotness is a real sᴄᴏᴜʀɢᴇ."

-Sonic Verse RP

- MVRP

- Up for plotting and interactions

; temp pinned

i should explain to charlotte what scourge is really like before she tries to treat him with kindness . . . .

ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ
ɪɴ ɴᴇᴡ ᴍᴏʙᴏᴛʀᴏᴘᴏʟɪꜱ
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪꜱɪɴɢ ꜱᴜɴ
ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴜɪɴ
ᴏꜰ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴏʀ ᴍᴏʙɪᴀɴ
ᴅᴇᴀʀ ɢᴀɪᴀ, ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ
ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴏɴᴇ

mary 🔔

very well off. she has three sources of income, but the MAIN source is the freelance assassin job. she's also a magazine model and a barista. she's very good at managing her money so doesn't overspend.

mary 🔔

fun douchebag variant fact: all douchebag variants are very adept at playing the drums. anti & this douchebag are both in fairly popular indie rock bands, one of which is called brain stew. charlotte and serena are NOT in any bands. charlotte is too shy & serena is too busy.

i taste blood every time i think of summer.

Who do I call when I'm broken and bleeding?

I already let it fall
to the ground and die.

go on and light a cigarette, set a fire in my head

@thedarkhero.bsky.social