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【 DOUCHEBAG THE HEDGEHOG 】 " tell me i'm an ᗩᑎGᕮᒪ, @tragicstripes.bsky.social " 🪽 the assassin of #ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕌𝕊۝ 21+ writer & MDNI

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"you are more important to me," she protested gently, relaxing when he pressed a kiss to her forehead.

she wanted him to realize his importance too. she snuggled against his chest, hiding her face in it. douchebag, an insomniac for years, was finally showing fatigue due to her current condition.

04.12.2025 20:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"oh -- are you alright. please don't worry about me, darling. this is about you right now. you need comfort, not me," she protested gently, but too exhausted to struggle.

instead her head found its way onto his shoulder. this was comfortable.

04.12.2025 20:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

the blonde hedgehog was basically against him like glue, but would back off if he wanted her to. douchebag calmly took both of his hands and pressed little kisses to his face. she finally collapsed against him, showing small signs of exhaustion, yet wanting to be his anchor.

04.12.2025 20:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

chirping at him and nudging against his chest with her head. she moved a bit before getting comfortable. she felt embarrassed for acting this way, but the hedgehog wanted to steal his company before he had to leave again. she was much calmer now.

04.12.2025 19:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

"i love you too, shadow."

a pause before she cuddled against him. she missed him, and she wanted to be as close as possible before he had to go again. maybe the pregnancy makes her a bit emotional, but only around him.

04.12.2025 19:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

douchebag slowly glanced at him, inched closer, and wrapped her arms around him. pressing a delicate kiss to his temple. maybe in case something happens.

"thank you. . . . that is all i ask," she mumbled, ready to pull away if he wanted her to.

04.12.2025 19:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

"i won't get into your business, and i won't try to stop you. . . but please stay safe. that is all i ask, shadow. . . . sol douchebag is my complete opposite. that's all you need to know right now," she murmured, apathetic eyes gazing off into the horizon.

04.12.2025 19:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Husband and wife...
swiss knife.

04.12.2025 18:17 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Who do I call when I'm broken and bleeding?

04.12.2025 18:17 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

i don't want to be near
anyone right now.

04.12.2025 18:27 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

ALL STARS SOMEDAY FALL AND BURN INTO ASHES.
THOSE THAT DARE TO BURN BRIGHTEST ARE THE FIRST TO DIE!

04.12.2025 18:44 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

it's hard to forget someone who gave so much to remember.

04.12.2025 18:45 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

and the enemy may be poisoned.

04.12.2025 18:56 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

eerily calm. she doesn't attempt to reason with @tragicstripes.bsky.social , but instead stands next to him. at a respectable distance.

". . . . . why did sol douchebag call me sobbing about you hating her or something," she inquired quietly.

04.12.2025 18:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

mary 🔔

what the DBs would have for their spotify wrapped:

this one: my chemical romance
anti: lana del rey & queen
charlotte: benson boone
agent serena: my chemical romance
marcie: three days grace & gorillaz

03.12.2025 21:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

mary 🔔

i'm not really on ferris all that much, but i want to make something new for him too! i'm really having fun with making models for my muses. ✨

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mary 🔔

i made @miserydollz.bsky.social if anybody wants to interact with her! i need to think about her personality and backstory, so please don't expect much until i can write something out.

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oh, my clumsy heart.

30.11.2025 11:05 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

i'm a murderer, but! i have principles.

30.11.2025 11:08 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I'VE GOT A GUN IN MY HAND BUT THAT GUN WON'T COCK MY FINGER'S ON THE TRIGGER BUT THAT TRIGGER SEEMS LOCKED

30.11.2025 11:43 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I'M LIKE A BAD EXPERIENCE—— TEACH YOU A LESSON!

30.11.2025 12:13 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

there will be blood.

30.11.2025 12:26 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

in my heart and in my head i'll never take back the things i said

30.11.2025 13:13 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

now, i grow wings and rage. i learn how to kill.

30.11.2025 13:17 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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temp pinned!

[🍒] Indie portrayal of a STH oc (kind of)

[🍒] Heavily Outcome Memories based but willing to branch out of that!

[🍒] Maybe kind of a look at someone who got tired of being in Hell and decided to start biting demons instead of running.

#STHRP #SonicRP #OutcomeMemoriesRP #OMRP

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