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TikTok products like a light up butt plug but also a shirt that says “if genders confuse you, go milk a bull” ??

This one’s got a lot to unpack

Weird TikTok products - unfortunately they are hard to describe. One of them is a belly button pasty tho

Ad for Warheads sour mouthguard??

Weird TikTok products.

Weird tiktok products

this is a thread of all the insane TikTok ads I get now that I don’t use TikTok

sorry to intrude I just have to appreciate great art when I see it

yeah, keep it up, dude. great idea.

Rahm Emanuel go away challenge

(it was for a movie hehe)

One time in the middle of the night, on a street in downtown Pittsburgh, I was pinned up against a brick wall by Ewan McGregor 🤭

Got some coffee from the awesome Demi Palecek this morning outside the Argyle stop. I already voted for her and you should too!!

🤓👆 little known fact: Robin Hood was a venture capitalist, actually, that’s why they named the finance app after him

what's happening right now in what we loosely call the Middle East is Jenga

Packed a nice lunch for myself then left it on the counter 😔

Thought you weren’t gonna “be exposed to geopolitics” give me a break

It does not surprise me that these guys are now like “uhhh wait, what?? I’m being impacted by war despite being white & rich??” 😯

I was only in the corporate world for 2 years but when I left it in 2023…the global company I worked for was encouraging everyone & anyone in the company to move to Dubai. They even tried to get openly queer employees to move—so yeah, they weren’t considering the politics of the region at all

Iranians came together to bid a final farewell to 168 young girls, aged 7 to 12, who were killed in a U.S.-Israeli strike targeting their elementary school.

Honestly more sports teams should name themselves after megafauna

I think Marisa Abela might be one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen

gazpacho soup

Smiling Friends screenshot from the first episode where the sad man client has a gun to his head.

I’m fine with Smiling Friends ending because nothing will ever beat the high of the cut to this in the first ep

the "just asking questions" to "legitimate questions about fairness in sports" to "the state doesn't have to consider us as real people" pipeline working exactly as designed.

the energy I bring to your social gathering

At least no one from my regular NHL teams was on the US team so I don’t have to be annoyed w them 🙏

Already kind of felt this way after the women got slighted, but especially after last night I wish Canada had won men’s hockey

*buys a rotisserie chicken* surely this will last me the week *gone in 2 days* hold on…

I mean it was fine—it’s kinda hard to get me to hate a version of Frankenstein because Frankenstein rocks. I just don’t know how much it actually added to the larger Frankenstein conversation (other than making Frankenstein beautiful)

So far the only ppl I’ve met who absolutely LOVED Del Toro’s Frankenstein are all ppl who have never read, nor seen any other version of Frankenstein.

But also…there are other Netflix releases that are more deserving that may never leave streaming hell

tbh I think there’s more of an argument to be made for KPop Demon Hunters getting this kind of release than there is for yet another (just okay) version of Frankenstein

Keep an eye on this court case to see how far this regime can go with the “anti domestic terrorism” fabrications.