Jonathan Keller jkeller5 - Bluesky Statics

a man is sitting on a couch with his hands on his face and the words pretends to be shocked above him ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with his hands on his face and the words pretends to be shocked above him

05.03.2026 04:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is about his 3-10 record with the Jets before bailing, innit? He was Nick Saban before Nick Saban.

05.03.2026 04:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is the Alysia Liu Gold Medal Routine of Dan Crenshaw Eye Jokes. Stress free and flawless. You can tell the joy bursting out of you while typing. You should go on the Today Show tomorrow.

04.03.2026 12:25 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ten words in, I was like "YES, GIVE ME A HIGH FIVE!!!!"

sorry

03.03.2026 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Something along the same lines. Yours was as good it could be done.

03.03.2026 00:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wanted to make sure someone skeeted this reply

02.03.2026 23:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Saying the name Graham Glasgow is fun if you say it like Sylvester the Cat.

02.03.2026 21:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

More like, Bye-chenberg. @lanemit.bsky.social

02.03.2026 21:15 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Maybe if he was shot in the neck with an AR-15 it would look as good as his ear.

Hey Kash- I'm just making a point about how his ear "shooting" was sus af. Nothing more, so take it easy ok?

02.03.2026 21:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There's an ashtray or two in there filled to the brim (or rim?) with cigarette butts. And those seatbelts are gonna burn the shit out of some 5 year old

02.03.2026 15:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unredacted quote from Epstein File

02.03.2026 13:53 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Name’s Tytus. Honest to God

02.03.2026 13:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I disagree with the announcer who thought Forsling misplayed the Lee goal. He trusted Ekblad to handle that guy.

02.03.2026 02:17 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lusty stays too

02.03.2026 01:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If the Panthers phones ring, and teams looking to win a Cup wants to offer us something good for anyone other than Barkov, Sam x2, Chucky, Lundy, Forsy, or Jones; I think Zito will do it.

02.03.2026 01:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Duclair not finishing on a breakaway takes me back to the salad days of 2022-23

02.03.2026 01:06 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

They know they were the lesser team

01.03.2026 04:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Low Key…… he was prolly a pedo too

01.03.2026 04:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Life is hard in Iran. This Ayatollah dude was 29 years old

01.03.2026 03:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Birthday!!!!

28.02.2026 20:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ll put my head on your shoulder

28.02.2026 18:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not only is he alive, but he’s in concert here on Wednesday & Friday

28.02.2026 17:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

cc Austin Tucker Martin

28.02.2026 16:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m just glad Neil Sedaka didn’t have to see all this

28.02.2026 16:28 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bullshit loss. #SendLaneToTheLottery

28.02.2026 02:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

For a team that’s supposedly get special treatment from the league, the Panthers get fucked over an awful lot.

28.02.2026 02:33 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Condolences @lanemit.bsky.social

27.02.2026 23:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Does Miami have a women’s team that he can demean while a bunch of nervous meat heads stand around him, giggling?

27.02.2026 22:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Trump Beach? More like, Trumpeach. #AmIRightFolks

27.02.2026 19:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

CPAP machines. Am I right?

27.02.2026 10:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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