Jonathan Keller jkeller5 - Bluesky Statics

Saying the name Graham Glasgow is fun if you say it like Sylvester the Cat.

02.03.2026 21:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

More like, Bye-chenberg. @lanemit.bsky.social

02.03.2026 21:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe if he was shot in the neck with an AR-15 it would look as good as his ear.

Hey Kash- I'm just making a point about how his ear "shooting" was sus af. Nothing more, so take it easy ok?

02.03.2026 21:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There's an ashtray or two in there filled to the brim (or rim?) with cigarette butts. And those seatbelts are gonna burn the shit out of some 5 year old

02.03.2026 15:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unredacted quote from Epstein File

02.03.2026 13:53 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Name’s Tytus. Honest to God

02.03.2026 13:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I disagree with the announcer who thought Forsling misplayed the Lee goal. He trusted Ekblad to handle that guy.

02.03.2026 02:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lusty stays too

02.03.2026 01:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If the Panthers phones ring, and teams looking to win a Cup wants to offer us something good for anyone other than Barkov, Sam x2, Chucky, Lundy, Forsy, or Jones; I think Zito will do it.

02.03.2026 01:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Duclair not finishing on a breakaway takes me back to the salad days of 2022-23

02.03.2026 01:06 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

They know they were the lesser team

01.03.2026 04:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Low Key…… he was prolly a pedo too

01.03.2026 04:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Life is hard in Iran. This Ayatollah dude was 29 years old

01.03.2026 03:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Birthday!!!!

28.02.2026 20:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ll put my head on your shoulder

28.02.2026 18:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not only is he alive, but he’s in concert here on Wednesday & Friday

28.02.2026 17:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

cc Austin Tucker Martin

28.02.2026 16:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m just glad Neil Sedaka didn’t have to see all this

28.02.2026 16:28 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bullshit loss. #SendLaneToTheLottery

28.02.2026 02:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

For a team that’s supposedly get special treatment from the league, the Panthers get fucked over an awful lot.

28.02.2026 02:33 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Condolences @lanemit.bsky.social

27.02.2026 23:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Does Miami have a women’s team that he can demean while a bunch of nervous meat heads stand around him, giggling?

27.02.2026 22:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Trump Beach? More like, Trumpeach. #AmIRightFolks

27.02.2026 19:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

CPAP machines. Am I right?

27.02.2026 10:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Will they be watching me the entire 10 miles or are they just waiting for me at the finish line?

27.02.2026 10:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I thought you were talking about two consecutive songs by the Eagles. I thought I was being funny.

27.02.2026 02:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Said this to Tiger Woods in 1999

27.02.2026 00:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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Select him at 11

26.02.2026 22:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just let us know if it happens.

25.02.2026 03:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They might be🤷🏼‍♂️

25.02.2026 03:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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