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Jonathan Keller

@jkeller5.bsky.social

Here for the South Florida sports, some pop culture references, and a healthy splash of immaturity.

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Not gonna lie, the off-season after the championship is never long enough #TimeToHunt

07.10.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Might have to order up some pickled herring and a knish in honor

07.10.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dolphins’ 2026 HC called a pretty good game tonight for Jax’s defense.

07.10.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a more mid (midder?) ring than that 73 ring?

07.10.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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welp 😞

06.10.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The OG Panther is always gonna be special.

06.10.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing that’s most surprising about Bill Belichick’s professional downfall is that it did not happen with the Dolphins. Usually, Miami is the place legends come to get rich and fail. So that’s a positive, right? #FinsUp🐬

06.10.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cue up the James Franco "First Time?" gif from Dolphins fans to Ravens fans.

06.10.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The boys a @did-it-happen.bsky.social say (redacted) still has not happened

06.10.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t understand the assignment

06.10.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Suck Hard for a Guard

06.10.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The rule that I’ve been trying to get past by tweeting and skeeting would’ve applied right there. Instead of half the distance to the goal, the coach has option to keep ball at original LOS & move the 1st down marker 10 yards back.

06.10.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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06.10.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not for sure in him either. And I’m definitely NOT in on Fernando Mendoza who’s projected top 10. Of course, none of these guys actually impressed me much since we’re going to be in the top 10

06.10.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I like him, gotta see him over the year tho.

06.10.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bore Us for LaNorris

05.10.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Titans win was huge

05.10.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

No Dowdle has crushed Miami like this since Chuck left Channel 10 to go to Atlanta.

05.10.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.10.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think letting McDaniel go is actually an act of mercy.

05.10.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is an incredibly big loss.

05.10.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Name of Miami Marlin who never lived up to his potential

05.10.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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05.10.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I appreciate everybody on here. This was a pretty fun game. Not the actual game. But the time spent together.

05.10.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

He’s the best part of this shitty game.

05.10.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think maybe we should just let them score on this kickoff return?

05.10.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All the draft picks and money we have invested in Jalen Waddle just paid off. But we know what’s going to happen right?

05.10.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

In situations like this, a successful drive usually requires a quarterback to make a play with his legs. Much more difficult to execute a game-winning drive when there is zero threat from the quarterback to run.

05.10.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Tua legacy drive upcoming?

05.10.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Hasn’t carved the crap teams in a while

05.10.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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