Jonathan Keller

Doc is too focused on Diana Canova on the Lido Deck.

Injured Reserve: Come aboard. We're expecting yoooooouu @lanemit.bsky.social

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Same vibe

This sport sucks

If you were 16 in 1984, you’d agree

I'm a Publix Radio fan

I'm taking 3 guesses. Not Genesis. Phil. Here goes:

1. Take Me Home
2. Another Day in Paradise
3. You'll Be in my Heart

Literally, the plot of Tommy

I know what you’re thinking: “You put your kid on United????” Totally fair. But he’s a grown man who books his own flights. And after I made him a Dolphins fan, he wouldn’t listen to anything I say anyway.

Wouldn’t have posted this had he not already landed safety (4am our time)

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Guess whose son was on one of the grounded United Flights last night?

All because Brooke wouldn't.

Art But Make it Fascism. @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social

Homie in the white Toyota had a chance, didn't he?

(and yes, I know the driver could have been a woman. i'm on your side, libtard)

This is my son, Oxy Rosenthal.

Dolphins Mottos through the Eras

Shula: 'The Winning Edge"
JJ: 'How 'bout them (Dolphins)!!!?"
Wannie: "The Tradition Continues"
Saban: (💩)
Sparano: "Feed the Wolf"
Philbin:"Stronger Together"
Gase: "Fins Up"
Flores: "Takes no Talent"

McD: "We're one day closer to death"

New meaning to the term, Buzzer Beater

If one of us pitched in a Major League game, I bet it would look a little like Cal Quantrill’s night tonight

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All I know is back in my day, a hard hit ball up the middle was a base hit 100% of the time.

Just got in from doing the weekly lawn maintenance & it was probably the toughest week this year for the heat. Brutal. Started out with a feels like of around 98 and ended at 104. Drank fluids non-stop and that helped a lot.

Be careful out there. An extreme heat warning for SoFla has been issued.

Chucky going on LTIR this season with bone spurs.

So, um, after the Yankees game yesterday I bought the Marlins package on FanDuel. Sorry guys. My bad. It’s like…

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You got a joint practice, man?

When vacationing in The Keys, ice is good.

Conversely, when vacationing in The Keys, ICE is not so good.

Only about 199,999 to go to catch Dubya

Bertha es muy divertida

Thanks guys. I thought I was losing my mind. “Gracias, Church”

2006 and/or 2021 Dolphins

green ?