🍑 Frizzle 🤘

I tend to do it the other way round 😬

They make me feel a deep anger. I did one when drunk and wanted to punch my phone and myself in the face.
If I weren't on all the HRT, I'd be at HMP by now 🤣🤣

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Someone actually used the words "Harmless fun."

I'll show them harmful fun if this persists.

I've messaged my mate (the one who compares me to Ronnie) for some damage limitation.

I have to get pics tomorrow. They're dreadful. I'm just glad it isn't me being, you know, me 🤣

Yoinks!!! 😬😬

It's freaking me out 😬

I'd say mid forties to 50ish?

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It's all a bit Misery 👀🔪

It is fucking weird, no??

So the latest is "certificates" she's made of reception staff with AI charicatures, laminated & put on the wall. She lifted pics of them off Facebook. Including herself for being "funniest of the funny."
I've advised staff to warn her to make one of me on pain of death.

Mmmuligatawny soup tonight 😊

Feel like a shit-heel for not doing them sooner, but they seem to have overgrown really quickly, and I was so scared I'd cut too deep. The nearest vet that will even look at a chicken is 30 miles away. Fingers crossed that was the only issue.

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I've been so worried I was going to lose Dave 🐓 the past couple of days, but think his issues might have been down to his over-long spurs. Was previously scared to cut them (& the vessel) but had to do something. Cut them today & he seems better in himself. And didn't bleed.

My dad always worked on and ran vintage cars that were started this way 😂

At least someone appreciates my jokes 😹

Absolutely. I've got some in the freezer which I'll cook this week now you’ve put it in my mind 😂

I bloody love liver 🤤

When you've had a crappy day but look at your dog and his smelly monkey toy and everything is better 🥹

Green Party members in Stockport celebrating the news

My bro 💚

Poor Jas at work brought me a DSE form to fill in today and I went full Ronnie about what a load of arse it is. Obviously I told her I wasn't mad at her 😂 Then sent her an IG clip. I'm quite *animated* sometimes 😬🤣
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Nothing I'm not used to 👀😆

The gorgeous Dave 🐓🥰

I've kept my Selle Italia saddle from the old bike 😂

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Happy un-birthday to me! Incentive to recover quickly from my knee op in April. Pray for a good summer! ☀️

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Took the Mutha to see a man about a new set of teeth in Loughborough today.

I'd personally have a Hilux, as well as the Jag. For when I need to get shit done.

That's her Honey. 8 months. She was so good off her lead up the woods. I knew she'd stay with our two 🥰