🍑 Frizzle 🤘

Mmmuligatawny soup tonight 😊

Feel like a shit-heel for not doing them sooner, but they seem to have overgrown really quickly, and I was so scared I'd cut too deep. The nearest vet that will even look at a chicken is 30 miles away. Fingers crossed that was the only issue.

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I've been so worried I was going to lose Dave 🐓 the past couple of days, but think his issues might have been down to his over-long spurs. Was previously scared to cut them (& the vessel) but had to do something. Cut them today & he seems better in himself. And didn't bleed.

My dad always worked on and ran vintage cars that were started this way 😂

At least someone appreciates my jokes 😹

Absolutely. I've got some in the freezer which I'll cook this week now you’ve put it in my mind 😂

I bloody love liver 🤤

When you've had a crappy day but look at your dog and his smelly monkey toy and everything is better 🥹

Green Party members in Stockport celebrating the news

My bro 💚

Poor Jas at work brought me a DSE form to fill in today and I went full Ronnie about what a load of arse it is. Obviously I told her I wasn't mad at her 😂 Then sent her an IG clip. I'm quite *animated* sometimes 😬🤣
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Nothing I'm not used to 👀😆

The gorgeous Dave 🐓🥰

I've kept my Selle Italia saddle from the old bike 😂

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Happy un-birthday to me! Incentive to recover quickly from my knee op in April. Pray for a good summer! ☀️

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Took the Mutha to see a man about a new set of teeth in Loughborough today.

I'd personally have a Hilux, as well as the Jag. For when I need to get shit done.

That's her Honey. 8 months. She was so good off her lead up the woods. I knew she'd stay with our two 🥰

That's why I got my Polo. I'm convinced I'd have been toast the other month when that wanker hit me on the A38.

Awww man. So upsetting 😔

Plus, how can anyone admire my Jag if I'm driving it fast? Sod that. I'll be cruising along, waving regally 😂😂

I live in fear of hitting animals so I annoy other drivers at by doing this "within the speed limit" thing 😆

*I'd still drive like a Nana, though. I'm not a cunt.

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I'd like to say that if I won the lotto, I wouldn't buy a fancy car.
But I totally would.

Had a lovely afternoon with sis-in-law and my new furry niece, Honey. Spring-like weather walk, then home made minestrone and sandwiches. Smashing 😊

Busy day laundering, painting and stuff. Now in my favourite place with the best people.

Gaaaahhhh!!!!

Oh I wish I'd seen that!!!

Holy fucking Christ. I'd have torn him a new arsehole!!!