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Keir Starmer's fury after neice and wife 'beaten by blokes for holding hands' 'I thought the days of beating up people because they were gay were well behind us.'

"[...] the Labour leader said the homophobic attack left him worried for the future of the UK"

*clears throat*
I HAVE OPINIONS

metro.co.uk/2025/11/26/k...

26.11.2025 22:32 — 👍 418 🔁 72 💬 27 📌 75

Is it possible to have an aneurysm over a fucking shop front? Asking for a friend 🙃

27.11.2025 16:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman with short hair is wearing a purple shirt . Alt: a woman with short hair is wearing a purple shirt .

27.11.2025 16:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

An icon. A legend. She is the moment. Ladies and gentlemen, Jane McDonald.

TICKETS SECURED TO SEE THE QUEEN OF THE NORTH

27.11.2025 11:15 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well done everyone on their plan to make this wretched island so shit, nobody wants to come any more. More flag space for the rest of us 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

27.11.2025 10:22 — 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Let's ask the audience.gif

26.11.2025 22:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ummmm

26.11.2025 20:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You tried, and that's the important thing.

26.11.2025 20:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes and no. My husband uses the doorbell as a modern way to be a curtain twitcher - I use it because our fucking car got nicked.

26.11.2025 16:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck sake I've just spent thirty quid on a sex offender pair

26.11.2025 10:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hateful

26.11.2025 10:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

TOO HOT

26.11.2025 10:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Runners - when running in leggings because COLD - do you wear shorts over the top or no? Husbands basically telling me I'm committing a sex crime if I don't. 😬

26.11.2025 10:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

Screaming at someone trying to get Gaga to sign their Nurtec box

24.11.2025 20:14 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1

Don't veet your nips then go for a long run xox

23.11.2025 12:03 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fag in a faggy wizard of oz shirt

BEHOLD!

22.11.2025 14:40 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was wrong.

22.11.2025 14:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nannas been scammed

22.11.2025 14:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good Christ

22.11.2025 01:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Having said all this I think the highlight may have been the trailer for the Magic Faraway Tree which was one of my fave book series ever.

22.11.2025 01:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ily 😘

22.11.2025 00:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wicked:For Good was what it was, improved on the musicals second act but rough compared to act 1.However-I was v hungover after just spending 24 hours with my bestie that I don't get to see all that often & For Good is a fucken humdinger of a song so I wept like I have never wept in a cinema before.

22.11.2025 00:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You are not a funny person x

22.11.2025 00:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nah I didn't even think it was that dark which probs says a lot about me 💀 agree the marketing was dogshit though

21.11.2025 23:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wanted to enjoy it more than I did!

21.11.2025 23:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Name your favourite debut album

(I could say something wanky and cool but let's be honest it's the greatest debut of all fucking time)

21.11.2025 14:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2

A gay and his best gal

I am not a well woman today and neither is my bestie. 💀

21.11.2025 14:41 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fucking EVERYTHING but I started with the Boney M megamix because I was frankly agog that it was an option

21.11.2025 13:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What

21.11.2025 13:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ended up doing karaoke til 3am. Kill me.

21.11.2025 13:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

bingo lingfucker

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