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Five hours later and nothing. We aren’t serious anymore

1000% cooler than Bama’s

Maybe now that my Saturdays are practically free I can work on an article I’ve been wanting to write but just haven’t really had time for

lol I am reminded of a quote I saw from Jake Gaither while digging around in the archives at FSU

We gotta fire Mike Norvell man. It’s gotta be by EOD.

Idk if I can ever detach my happiness on fall Saturdays from FSU unfortunately.

Goodness I already did nap but I’m already getting sleepy 😭

Just 89 more years

Honestlyyyy like if you rely on analytics that much just save yourself millions and hire AI

The most frustrating thing is I could legitimately do a better coaching job than a guy getting paid millions to do THAT 😭

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What if the government shutdown saves the VRA

Miami lost and it’s No Kings day. Only thing that could make this better is a Noles dub but I’ve learned I can’t count on that

This the type of content I come over to BlueSky for. Thanks 🫡

Sorry for just now seeing this—yes I did, and on ESPN 😂 soooo much better than last year haha

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Me popping into this app everyone once in a while

Literally sitting at the Waffle House listed for FSU right now

FSU being on here (top 3!) is kinda funny considering they just gutted basically every interesting class from gen ed.

Love to hear that! Yup as a lifelong Nole I can definitely relate to that 😂 congratulations on graduating this semester!

Yes! I’m very happy last season won’t be my last 😂

I am pleased to announce that I will be taking my talents to Florida State University’s graduate school.

Thank you to my friends, family, and mentors who have guided me through this exciting time. Please respect my decision. GO NOLES! 🍢🍢

Trump’s birthright citizenship EO does not “appear” to clash with the Fourteenth Amendment, it smashes into it going at 200 mph. It is patently unconstitutional and I seriously wish the media would start calling ducks ducks.

I’ve been holding out for so long in the church. Scraping for any reason to stay. The election did me in—seeing the silence of the church and the ugliness of the members (not all). However, I’ve long since given up the hope the church would do anything noble for the marginalized. It’s heartrending

@smbrnsn.bsky.social congratulations! I’m sure you’ll be getting comments like these for the foreseeable future but I have never been more excited to learn about taxes!

Anyway these are really good reads and I highly recommend

This truly is one of the few memes that can really capture the current moment.

Idk I feel like “president moved swiftly to consolidate power in first week” would have been a more accurate headline but hey. We already lost the media so what can ya do

Gonna break into Elon’s house just to fart on his pillows

No one:

Historians writing about antebellum America: “…a young and unknown congressman from Illinois by the name of Abraham Lincoln…”

It’s like the Wilhelm scream of historical writing

Hands down the single most important amendment. It is sad most people can’t recall it and it’s done more to shape American history than any other part of the constitution