Rick Glick

This is a cold cut

The jury deliberated for SEVEN hours on the sandwich case, and I will bet money six of them were just talking about different good kinds of sandwiches they’ve had and how they’d throw.

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

the most important thing to know about politics is that people don't know how to vote for good, but they sure a feck know how to vote against bad

Today I did a plumbing.

Totally awesome that we’re trying to figure out if the unemployment report will come out today. at 7:28C

the chimps are coming for you next

Logo from Chicago theater troupe The Neo-Futurists show entitled "Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind"

Too much liquid makes the baby go autistic

Would have been way harder to boycott Disney when the kids were little.

If we flew the American flag at half-mast for every murder of an American who deserved better, who deserved to be heard and respected and live in peace, we’d never raise the flag to its full height again.

Oh, so THIS is the dark universe…

why don't my friends send me birthday books

I just found out that
"T.S. Eliot" stands for
"That's So Eliot!"

Can’t wait until I’m old enough to be charming in a fedora and not douchey

enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits

Officially making “apologies for the slow response” my email signature

Everyone's screaming about how the left doesn't compromise and I keep saying I will vote for this guy. I am a communist who will vote for a billionaire. Centrists, tell me about even one instance when you have compromised like anything close to this. Or at all.

Joy of chucking sandwiches at cops has been replaced with despair of what we have become or have always been

Do I have to start going to Cracker Barrel now?

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the sandwiches of patriots and tyrants

A cruiser from the sandwich police

deeply regret I’d never considered it a verb

A penguin with a sandwich on the word resist.

I, for one, hope sandwich guy’s case makes it to the Supreme Court where there will be a heated back and forth over a hypothetical use of a hot dog as a weapon and Alito loses his shit because a hot dog is “NOT a sandwich.”

Save Democracy. Throw a Sandwich.

FUCK IT
ONE STRUGGLE

timothy_thelen 7h Follow Them - You can't throw sandwiches at ICE Agents. Grabs a hot dog. "I guess we'll finally answer the old question."

Experimental philosophy

Ah, love my home-town politics. This is crunchy suburban soccer parent shit at its worst.