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Tim Stoltzfus

@morefuntim.bsky.social

Comic retailer, game retailer, Magic player, movie and book lover, person who takes everything 5% too seriously. Too weird for the normies. Too normal for the weirdos. Always the wrong guy. Let's fucking go.

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I see people on local FB groups posting about wellness and meditation nights and I am like...

Have any of you watched Badlands? Are you engaging with art or just your own ego?

Ego will fail you. Be you.

17.11.2025 03:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Doing the right thing in a time of despair feels useless and hopeless... right until it doesn't.

Maybe it means nothing at the end of the day, but the reality of human history is that 99% of what we do means nothing on a long enough time line.

So do the best thing now. And maybe the dam breaks.

17.11.2025 00:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is no guarantee of any outcome.

But that does not invalidate doing the right thing in the first place.

Do the best you can and let the chips fall where they may.

Nihilism is for defeatists and libertarians.

17.11.2025 00:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don't know who this dude is. I don't care.

If you're under 18 you cannot legally give consent. If you're having sex with someone under 18 you're committing rape. It is black and white.

Fuck this equivocation. This isn't difficult for anyone with a brain and a soul.

16.11.2025 23:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post Malone, Swae Lee - Sunflower (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse) (Official Video)
YouTube video by PostMaloneVEVO Post Malone, Swae Lee - Sunflower (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse) (Official Video)

His style is all over the place and I am only a little aware, but he is excellent. This from the Into the Spider-Verse soundtrack is still a delight

youtu.be/ApXoWvfEYVU?...

16.11.2025 20:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Only a monster would suggest your cat is not an angel.

15.11.2025 22:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Spent the fall of 1993 at my first store before it closed fielding calls for Magic and having no idea what they were talking about.
Jan of 1994 walk into another local store. Buy a revised starter deck with a friend to play a game.
Get my face smashed by a Force of Nature and have been hooked since.

15.11.2025 20:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen . ALT: a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .
15.11.2025 19:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I use the word failure regularly. And I find many people recoil and I have to explain further.
Failure isn't inherently good or bad. It is an observation. It is a learning opportunity.
You can be successful but also still fail. Just dodge the critical failures and learn from the smaller ones.

15.11.2025 03:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aladdin is right up there, that didn't even cross my mind because it was animated, but you are correct.

15.11.2025 03:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Fisher King is the best kind of emotional gut punch to this day.

15.11.2025 03:01 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

If I followed you, this would be enough to make me unfollow you Bill.

So I am now following as a pre-emptive unfollowing or something.

Point is I love and hate that pun at once :D

15.11.2025 02:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

One very small additional note, in the movie the scenes in the phone booth were filmed in Intercourse. But producers were like "No one is going to take it seriously" so they used the name Strasburgh, a town a few miles away, when referring to where the phone booth was.

15.11.2025 02:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That fight scene was in front of a house that was a quarter of a mile up the street from my house in front of a hair salon. They offered the hair salon $500, and the owner declined to take payment as long as she got a signed pic of her with Ford.

15.11.2025 02:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I'd wager you know this, but just in case...
Parts of Witness were filmed in my hometown of Intercourse, Pennsylvania. I watched the scenes in the phone booth from across the street. My last name is so common in that area that they made these shirts for the cast and crew.

15.11.2025 01:36 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
15.11.2025 00:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man says " never put your trust " in a dungeons and dragons ad ALT: a man says " never put your trust " in a dungeons and dragons ad

I love that movie so much. Been a while since a rewatch. I should change that.

14.11.2025 23:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Triumph, obviously.

14.11.2025 22:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

13.11.2025 13:49 — 👍 7359    🔁 2549    💬 109    📌 193

While I stopped a couple years back, I used to collect one of every color.

At some point I'm going to examine those symbols cause the old ones go for a decent amount. Look up Judgment Spindown on ebay, for example

14.11.2025 15:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did not expect a found family narrative about the lead figuring out that his dad is a jerk cooked into my kick ass action Predator movie but... they did that and it was fantastic :)

13.11.2025 13:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My friend, you land in the found family that this story is getting at.

I have blood relations I don't respect as much as I do you. That was my big take away from this movie.

The Predator stuff is window dressing to a heartfelt movie of Dek and Thia and the baby Kaslisk finding each other.

11.11.2025 03:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Failure means death.

Then I will not fail.

11.11.2025 03:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(....the point I'm making is that approval and acceptance come from within yourself and your desire for them are only "killed" by accepting yourself and your spirit.)

This movie is just amazing. Immediately leaping into my top of the year list.

11.11.2025 02:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Predator: Badlands | Final Trailer
YouTube video by 20th Century Studios Predator: Badlands | Final Trailer

In my burgeoning obsession with this movie, watched this trailer tonight.
"You are hunting something that cannot be killed."

What an effing metaphor. You cannot kill your desire for approval and acceptance.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDL3...

11.11.2025 01:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

You're the first professional reviewer I saw who glommed on to the found family angle.

That was my biggest take. Dad was just an asshole and these new people? They're pretty cool.

Also corn and cheese in the right proportions sounds like good nachos? Love it. And stealing it :)

11.11.2025 01:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have never QP'd one of these before. But...

Let me tell you, as an entrepreneur, the VAST majority of people are either not even remotely capable of it, or even a little interested.

WHICH IS OK! It is not a choice for everyone! But forcing everyone to engage in that mindset is madness.

11.11.2025 00:44 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Congratulations on the new venture! Looking forward to the news.

10.11.2025 22:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Which is an extension of an old saying I heard long ago - "Before you decide you have low self-esteem, make sure you aren't just surrounded by assholes."

10.11.2025 21:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Leave it to Walter Chaw to be the first reviewer I have seen to zero in on the found family angle of this fantastic movie.

Son sets out to prove his worthiness, but figures out dad was just an asshole the entire time and these new people are pretty cool.

10.11.2025 21:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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