Albert

im just like everyone else if they were extremely strange and odd

driving is really scary cause we’re all texting and driving but everyone else is much worse at it than i am

life’s all about the grind, it’ll all work out... slow motion is better than no motion.

Romolla investigated the Trump dookie incident (and even found a hidden message!)
📺: @romolla.bsky.social

when i let my facial hair get too long i am the closest science has come to visualizing the missing link between man and monkey

i love seeing pictures of cool little bugs but in my actual life i do not want to be anywhere near them. buge fan from a distance

Wholesome chungus on one shoulder… fat fucking chud on the other...

never considered the socioeconomic effects of being too swag… should i be worried?

has anyone else noticed the ever-present unyielding and irreversible passage of time

going out tonight which means burger WILL be hearing from me

most twitch streamers would benefit from doing the manual labor challenge

just found out unc is short for unicycle smh fuck my chungus life

My friend just made me download signal so he could message me “Viva la revolución”

Been telling everyone "It's gonna be a good year for horses” No idea whether that's true or not but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense

that guy at school who made fun of you for studying english instead of STEM now makes video essays about The Deafening Loneliness of Hyrule Temple

shoutout the guy damn

Pico de gallo is a top 4 invention

6 7 is the first thing that has really made me feel like an old man

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.

me three quarters of the way through one battle after another: that’s too many battles. I hope that was the last one.

Sometimes I scratch a part of myself that doesn't even itch and then I start actually itching there anyone relate

I sure waste a lot of time being mentally ill

I might be the most trustworthy dude on earth with this bad of a credit score

Are you busy for the next 50 years I wanna hangout every day

Posted up on some genuine chill shit thinking why did they do that to me

I want to make a mold of her a million times and make one of those clay armies or whatever

Daily routine:
6am - wake up
6:15am to 11pm- face grueling self doubt
11pm - say some wild shit in a twitch chat
12:15pm - pretend i'm gonna sleep