Albert

Attacking my refrigerator, zeros appear in the air around it

6 7 is the first thing that has really made me feel like an old man

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.

me three quarters of the way through one battle after another: that’s too many battles. I hope that was the last one.

Sometimes I scratch a part of myself that doesn't even itch and then I start actually itching there anyone relate

I sure waste a lot of time being mentally ill

I might be the most trustworthy dude on earth with this bad of a credit score

Are you busy for the next 50 years I wanna hangout every day

Posted up on some genuine chill shit thinking why did they do that to me

I want to make a mold of her a million times and make one of those clay armies or whatever

Daily routine:
6am - wake up
6:15am to 11pm- face grueling self doubt
11pm - say some wild shit in a twitch chat
12:15pm - pretend i'm gonna sleep

Hey, so..I'm VERY VERY close to the TWITCH PARTNER application??

I've been playing pokemon kaizo ironmon for the last few months & support has been INSANE. ty guys so much for getting me this far 🥹

We need 8 streams of 75 avg viewers for 2 months, so we’re halfway there 💥

these three guys block your path in a dark alleyway, wyd?

Been eating rice cakes recently that's my new thing

I had a dream once where I was a disembodied observer to a pair of astronauts who called ground control to say they missed their families and ground control told them they were never coming home

ive been thinking about this 1 message from my chat all week

when the sandwich starts getting messy so u gotta start eating it from the back, i hate that

i love the wire first-person shooter but i worry that making every character selectable in multiplayer compromises the story's canon. in my last match i played as brother mouzone and got fragged by assistant principal marcia donnelly with a grenade launcher. that never would've happened in the show

i can't stop eating grapes

scenarios have ruined my life

20-22 were for chilling. 23-26 are for chilling. 27-29 will be for chilling. and then my 30s will be for chilling

hey i'm so high how is everyone doing tonight

Probably the greatest moment of my life was when my professor pointed at me mid lecture and said “You, you would be fantastic at misleading other professors"

It’s crazy to me when some people talk about traditions, like bro you’re fully 38 with no kids lmao

Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from 😔

actively fighting the urge to buy the ice cream tank the market says "its for businesses"

Quitting my job because I found a $20 bill on the sidewalk

really horrifying to think about how eloping and getting married to someone you randomly queued with to rank up isn’t beneath most people

the little light over the stove is something that can be so tender

Fucking spilled chicken parm on my bed again

Thanks man, that laugh react meant a lot, that laugh react'll get me through some tough times. I'd take that laugh react and stick in a locket and carry it with me through a european land war if I could.