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Or I asked the older kid to do something first instead of asking the toddler!

Just got mine too, I’m so excited! 🥰

It’d be so easy.

Simon and Garfunkel album cover for Bridge Over Troubled Water

Why does the larger one not simply eat the other one

lol this is what they fired him for saying

I had no wish for him to be murdered, but I’ll harshly judge anyone who flies their flag at half staff for that hateful extremist or talks about honoring his memory. There was no honor in his life.

MULDER: I’m telling you boss, it’s real, and we have the proof.
SCULLY: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mulder is telling the truth: we have captured Bigfoot. He’s in the lab right now.
KASH PATEL: Is it woke?
SCULLY: Director, I don’t —
PATEL: Can we say it’s woke? That we caught Woke Bigfoot?

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR

MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

I actually do want this shooter caught, because the longer he’s on the loose, the longer right-wing media gets to create the bogeyman of an Antifa supersoldier instead of the pathetic, disgruntled ultrafascist loser weirdo these guys always inevitably turn out to be.

These movies were ridiculous but once I was in on the bit I fucking loved them. Sorry. Not sorry.

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

No no, it’s only called Roadhouse if it’s from the Texas region of France. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling steak.

😭 mine too, like sir you look old enough to be in the little league World Series, why

I googled it and I’m both confused and angry, thanks

I’m so confused as to why the degree of evilness of slavery is apparently in question but I don’t think I want anyone to tell me.

Not sure how I’m supposed to deliver a presentation to a client at the end of the week when the partner hasn’t given me the information needed, but guess we’re gonna have to find out

This looks incredible, 10/10.

Counterpoint: it’s its own category of food hell. I’ve had better [name a variety of ethnic food] in Kansas. And it’s probably not just nostalgia glasses.

My resident geologist has confirmed that it’s real and now I’m hungry

Oh no, I think I would be devastated if I had to do that. Towels are supposed to last ages and eons.

Block themmmmmm

This is so accurate I didn’t even need to sit with the information to know I agree

It just hasn’t been the same ❤️

The C suite these days are very particular.

After spending exactly one afternoon in Denver I can now confidently say, it’s not all of Colorado that has bad food, I’m just too close to Wyoming

I couldn’t even hack it glamping, I’m sure, so I’m not judging!

Glamping is life 😍

bath & body works? good for you my flexing pal. one for two on a good day over here

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