Gary's Granny

The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells wielding a red hot poker.

I hate Colby Bishop.
I hate Bishop Auckland.

#OUFC

I also hate the Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells, but I don't think he's got a game today.

A Luton Town YouTuber angry at the Greg Leigh goal. A fella behind him with his hands on his head, mouth gaping wide at the horror of the situation.

AKA The Greg Leigh Effect. #OUFC

Good to see Gazza giving [contractual requirement] some bench time #OUFC

Just having a bowl of chips with Tsun Dai, Ben Davis and Marselino Ferdinan. #OUFC

As the old saying goes, it's a narrow line between "using your high profile overseas links to secure the services of talented individuals" and "buying some bloke the owner is mates with who might snag you some more engagement on insta". #OUFC

I get that and I understand their decision. But none of that is what I want from football. The second we start talking about how much money is at stake, my heart sinks.

And that's why I don't like people mocking our own fans for wanting to cling on to a shred of our old identity.

You may well be right that he wasn't up to it, but you can't tell that after half a season. Pompey stuck with their man through worse than we've been through this season and now look at their results. Just sacking and replacing managers after a bad run is scourge on football.

Yeah, we'll never really know. Either way, the pointlessly divisive antagonism of the original post that we're replying to is needless and classless IMO.

Nobody thought he'd turn it around after the Bolton 5-0 and look what happened. He more than earned the right to have a bash at the Cardiff, Plymouth and Millwall games, three teams in terrible form.

#OUFC New Year Bingo.

Jerome Sale's Use of the Word "jinks"

1st half: 2,371

Can somebody ask Nick Harris if he thinks The Den is an easy or difficult place to play, his position on the subject is unclear. #OUFC

Listening to Rowett speak, he's just 10 puddings away from being Sean Dyche #OUFC

Got me gladrags on today, in case there's any Netflix lads at the ground filming for their documentary on Wayne Rooney's Derby County's Plymouth Argyle #OUFC

Sometimes they do jumping too 💪

It's a bit chilly out. This is no weather for a bunch of fellas to be running around in shorts and t-shirts.

Screen shot of OUFC.co.uk article about Plymouth match, saying it will be the first meeting between the two teams since February 2003.

Those 22 years have flown by. #OUFC

The league table, showing Oxford in the bottom three.

Rowett out!

Last year, Karl Robinson was Oxford manager. Then there was Short, Blackmore-Such and Brown. Then there was Liam Manning. Then there was Short. Then there was Des. Then tomorrow there's Short again. And then it's Gary Rowett. All since last year.

#OUFC #Top30

He's a dear I know. But he's no Des.

All together now...

🎵They sacked him by phone
They sacked him by phone
Des Buckingham
They sacked him by phone🎵

#OUFC

Today's #OUFC itinerary:

9.30am. Introduced to players, every moment captured on film

12pm. Photos for misjudged reveal campaign

2pm. Press release generated by ChatGPT

3pm. Announcement

3.02pm. Exclusive range of Gary Rowett lunch bags, calendars and keyrings available in the club shop.

Distracted boyfriend meme. Ed Waldren is ignoring "Face up to my failings while Head of Recruitment" and instead is eyeing up "Just Sack Des"

🤔 #OUFC

This has got Benson's fingerprints all over it. T-shirt sales must be down. #OUFC

Anybody know if this is a big game today and whether or not we should get behind the lads? #OUFC