I submitted this story for publication to The Fiction Desk's annual ghost stories anthology, but they politely declined it. And so, dear friends, I give it freely to you. Thank you as always for reading. I will always share the things I work on (when I can) with you all.
25.02.2026 17:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have that on a pillow, I think? Dad gifted one of your lovely pillows to each of us, and mine was the tiger one. I don't know if it's the same work as this one, but I love my tiger pillow and defend it fiercely. <3
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When Dumah, Nathaniel, and Raziel step out of an alley two blocks away from the police station, they find that the streets of Angie have become alive with activity.
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I swear, my wife makes not answering my questions into an art form.
Wil: Can I cook you something for dinner?
Mel: I have some Texas Roadhouse rolls in the freezer.
Wil: Do you want me to put them in the oven for you now?
Mel: Well, they take a half hour to cook.
I'm starting to believe that our cats think it's their jobs to keep the litter robot running 24/7.
06.01.2026 15:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is why I have such high anxiety about driving. Every day that I have to drive anywhere, even just a mile, I witness mindless, aggressive behavior: people blowing stop signs because they don't want to wait, people sitting at a green light because they're looking at their phones...
12.12.2025 15:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I have successfully whittled my unread email count down by 10. Progress.
12.12.2025 15:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Here's one titled "story idea/possible interview" and then it's trying to sell me on buying weather-proof athletic gear. That's not really a story idea, my dudes. I get like a dozen of these every week too. Story idea! We make grease-resistant floor tiles!
12.12.2025 15:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 055% off Blissy pillowcases! Well there's a deal. "The secret to waking up glowing on Christmas morning" I already know that secret, I buy only the best radium-coated Christmas ornaments.
12.12.2025 15:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ooo, a free $200 prepaid credit card from Costco. From a non-costco email address. This can't possibly be a scam. The whole email is invisible though because it's just an image and I don't download images so haha whoever the fuck you are.
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Anderson Group Publishing is still hounding me, even after I filled out one of those UNSUBSCRIBE forms to stop getting daily newsletters from them. Apparently the creators behind some "WE LOVE YOU" social channel thing have written a book.
okay.
An anti-aging solution for men! Well, I'll be. A man that is. Sucks to be YOU, ladies! Go age ungracefully! I've got my ... what is it... PARTICLE firming cream... that reduces eyebags AND sooths skin after shaving. 4.8 stars, wow.
12.12.2025 15:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I've got over 10,000 unread emails in my inbox. I regularly clean house, deleting all the useless trash. Let's look at what we've got here... the shit that's not a coupon from Staples or Xfinity thanking me for paying...
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Remy Lafleur awakens to find himself tied to an office chair.
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Patty and her accomplice stroll through the automated sliding door into Shopmart, which rings merrily despite the fact that its newest visitors are on the hunt for people to shoot. #madwhip
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Incoming! Happy Halloween! 🎃
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Check out the short, "MadWhip" by Casey Watson, a project he's worked on passionately for many, many months and can finally share with the world thanks in no small part to @mrcreepypasta.bsky.social! www.youtube.com/watch?v=01n3...
21.10.2025 17:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Walking back from the gym through a heavy rain, I get to my car in the lower parking lot and realize there's something off. Where's my wallet?! Oh, it's in my back pocket. Then why do I feel light? Oh crap, I left my phone inside. Walk back inside, get my phone, back to my car. Completely drenched.
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“OPEN THE DOOR!” yells the burly, angry voice outside. The whole room shakes as the door resists another mighty blow.
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“Hey!” I shout at the two cops in the front seat, “What happened to the cantaloupe?”
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Who considers "woke" a pejorative but someone who fears living with their eyes open?
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Thad Deacon is hiding in the men’s room. #lilymadwhip
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“Burn them!” I shout at Nate. “BURN THEM!”
Nate doesn’t need to be told twice.
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"Have you ever witnessed a person’s eyeball get pureed inside their skull by a kitchen utensil? I hadn’t either—until now."
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"It occurs to me that Dutch may not be in the mood to think about leeches climbing up his pant legs. He might not even be in the mood for general conversation, from the looks of it. I better just let the moment pass and check myself later." #lilymadwhip #alexmaverick #nosleep
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