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Zesty, Salty & Delicious Conspiracy Theory Connoisseur Conspiracy-loving captain sailing the internet with a salty wit that could pickle any debate. "A delightful blend of hilarity and hot takes, seasoned generously with spicy sarcasm." Said no one ever

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Been at the bad place being naughty :D

17.09.2025 03:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Captain Pickles™️ o.O! 🏴‍☠️ on X: "Holy Shit Holy Shit!!! I've been let down before but I am cautiously optimistic. If this all checks, then I am not crazy and most of America is not a lost cause 🙏🥹" / X Holy Shit Holy Shit!!! I've been let down before but I am cautiously optimistic. If this all checks, then I am not crazy and most of America is not a lost cause 🙏🥹

x.com/Cpt_Pickleso...

17.09.2025 03:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I thought you could edit here, oh well

write*

but I am sure youR ok 🤪

13.03.2025 07:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This it, that is the whole post. No need to read on.

This shit really does writes itself ... 🤦🎤🖕

13.03.2025 07:02 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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"Only fools or kremlin tools" is a nice little rhyme that benefits from being the truth.

10.03.2025 11:03 — 👍 12285    🔁 5578    💬 283    📌 203

OMG🤦, yes let's make Twitter a sovereign space.
Bwahahahahahahahaha! 🤣

11.03.2025 10:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This aged well 🥴
#uaview

11.03.2025 08:31 — 👍 242    🔁 66    💬 19    📌 6

Where have I seen this before? 💭

11.03.2025 09:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Friends - Why you keep your Twitter account?

Me -

11.03.2025 08:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@BernieSanders - as he has been for 40 years - is right - the best way to understand what’s happening - Trump and his plundering oligarchs
Musk Bezos Zuckerberg and others - the best frame for this madness is addiction - greed -
These people are stone cold junkies - totally out of control

10.03.2025 23:32 — 👍 2479    🔁 359    💬 97    📌 14
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Yep

11.03.2025 08:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's official: The lunatics are now running the asylum.

10.03.2025 14:04 — 👍 75944    🔁 9823    💬 2087    📌 435
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Bernie Sanders: "I think this is a prelude not only to cutting benefits, but to privatizing Social Security ... why do you lie so much about Social Security? Why do you make it look like it's a broken system? The reason is to get people to lose faith in the system so you can give it over to Wall St"

11.03.2025 00:14 — 👍 20323    🔁 6079    💬 487    📌 351
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Quick update on how things are going at the Xad place. They are sad 🙁

😆🤣🤪

11.03.2025 07:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wordle 1,361 4/6

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Rough just made it

Connections
Puzzle #639
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11.03.2025 06:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Do you think sticker prices will go down after resolution of said tariffs? Did grocery prices return to normal levels after COVID?

11.03.2025 05:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I noticed something no one is talking about, but maybe we should when it come to tariffs.

I am no economist, but do we really expect prices on new trucks, car insurance, power bills, etc. once raised.

cont.

11.03.2025 05:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Today, Americans sent a powerful message to the world—and to Krasnov. Volunteers in DC unfurled the largest Ukrainian flag in history, showing unwavering support for Ukraine & President Zelenskyy.
We stand for freedom.
We stand with Ukraine. 🇺🇦💙💛
#SlavaUkraini #NAFO

AmericanCoalitionforUkraine IG

08.03.2025 23:03 — 👍 2951    🔁 927    💬 85    📌 84
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a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a room with a sign that says " warning " ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a room with a sign that says " warning "

X engineers clocking in this morning

10.03.2025 14:01 — 👍 27246    🔁 3938    💬 464    📌 146

I call BS

10.03.2025 14:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤣🤪

10.03.2025 14:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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But what drives individuals to take up this challenging mantle? 🧵

https://nafoforum.org

10.03.2025 14:10 — 👍 29    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 1
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ICE Arrests Palestinian Activist at Columbia—Despite Green Card

ICE Arrests Palestinian Activist at Columbia—Despite Green Card

10.03.2025 14:10 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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10.03.2025 14:17 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Congress voted for eugenics today.
YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture Congress voted for eugenics today.

JFC, sweet orange baby antichrist and the mango mob 😡!!!

www.youtube.com/shorts/-fYXK...

10.03.2025 14:14 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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