Lain

Twerking at the Cows Creamery

Lmaooo that's gotta be a CSIS or RCMP plant dog who the hell is signing up for the march, that's insane behaviour.

Sounds like an anxiety disorder

Skin on fire time

The bluesy algorithm shows me a lot of half naked dudes and im trying to figure out when AI hit the gay switch on me

Yeah buddy this is the way. Yesterday I caused internal bleeding in my arm after an injection and only changed my needle like a day later lmao

Bro the only thing people talk about for men's mental health is like "it's okay to cry :)"

I hate that the only real stabilizing force we have is fucking Emmanuel Macron

Mens liberation will be led by the dad subreddit

Why sky different light 😳

Crazy how around the spring every year we have out of control wild fires. I sure hope there isn't a global event facilitating this.

I read a rolling stones article today about the new Arcade Fire album and the guy said he didn't like a song so I listened to it and it's a bop, imagine being so publicly wrong like that.

At least it's caffeine son

See that's your problem bud, ain't no one going to Tim's for "decent coffee". It was cheap coffee but now it's just bad coffee.

Every time I get sick I'm convinced this is the illness that takes me down

That's why I tell people I've been on HRT since 17

Bluesky is infinitely hornier than Twitter

I am begging IWMC to stop leaving those tags on carts. They just melt off in the rain/snow plus it's just more garbage for me to throw out.

Waiting for my Canadian government issued guerilla care package

You ever get so diabetic that the pen becomes part of your proprioception and you can eject a dose in the dark

Hell yeah

Just showered (i.e., got a new phone)

Every parent has a dissecting children's songs phase

The Sims was on to something when those little guys were yelling tee tee ma lula and stuff

My son just ate shit on the bathroom floor after someone was pissing really loud and he yelled "Oh boys peeing!"

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty.

My millenial male friends are always saying shit like "Bro have you tried crying?"

My mom once asked if the girls from t.A.T.u. were just good friends

I can't believe every day of the week I wake up and go to work

Me when i make instant ramen in a frying pan instead of a pot