KrisRobocop

Worf is a deadbeat dad.

The characters are genuinely horrible people. I have been forcing myself from chapter 1.

I'm reading it now and it is a slog. Very few laser guns. Hardly any spaceships. Fuck all wizards.

You know. In 50 years, when the rise of the American Fourth Reich is taught in history class. The Resistance section of the ext book is going to be a thumbnail of a YouTube video.

Well, look. I am going to be there but I am going to be unpleasant to be around.

My favourite hidden swears that I hear in songs on the radio are:
"You Cunt" in Get Your Hands Off My Woman by The Darkness
"Pissin' the night away" in Tubthumping by Chumbawumba

You motherfuckers be microblogging. I be Picoblogging (Posting infrequently)

That's news to me. I'm only familiar with the US ones. We must have lost that battle.

I always think of you on 9/11. The true victim.

That's very cool. You need to find and share the Autobot one. In the name of balance.

Wait. Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro different people? I have legitimately not realised they are not the same guy.

Are there any news apps that give breaking news that is not shit?
In the past day I've had a breaking news notification that the England game was stopped because of a l.azer pointer. But nothing about Israel striking Qatar OR Russian drones in Poland.

Doomsday is past due. Doomsday clock is 5 past.

Can I have fewer major world events please?

Are you Male or Female aged 18-75 in the Eurasian continent? If so, you could bear to give Kris a little bit of respect. Is that too much to ask? Do you think that's something you could manage?

Y'know, sometimes, you record a podcast and think, "This is going to change the world"

It was fantastic.

Good news. It's mince and tatties for tea.

Watto pole dancing

Ultimately it's just a good use of time.

It's not just a new video day, it's also a brand new podcast day! The first in a new series: HELL ON EARTH. Featuring @gavtrdq.bsky.social, Phill, and @krisrobocop.bsky.social! Available now for all $3 patrons at patreon.com/infinitereview and on Spotify!

PANEL 1: A mom, dad, and daughter are driving in a car. MOM: "Rita says the school is closed indefinitely and another chunk of the moon just wiped out the Dakotas... Thousands more will start hitting us soon, like Space Hail." PANEL 2: DAUGHTER: "Since the world's ending anyway--maybe I could watch an R-rated movie tonight?" PANEL 3: DAD: "Nice try, but we need you to die with 'chaste eyes and imaginings." PANEL 4: MOM (to daughter): "He just wants to make sure you'll go to Heaven to establish a beachhead for our family--we'll need you to petition God for our release from Hell." PANEL 5: DAD: "Kiddo, your mother and I have soiled minds that have conjured all manner of erotic fantasias. We are bound only for the pit."

talking to your children about sex

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Mr. Kipling is a guid cunt.

Same... Same

"UK will recognise Palestinian state in September unless Israel agrees to Gaza ceasefire and other conditions"

Stamer you dickless fucking coward.

If the only thing stopping you recognising it as a state is because Israel doesn't want you to then you are fucking shill. Jesus.

The spice road is alive and well.

For reasons unknown I have Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel stuck in my head. Except with the word Cheese Grater instead of Sledgehammer.

Ozzy is one of like 3 people in Decline of Western Civilization Part 2 that comes off as a decent human being and I always love the scene where Penelope Spheeris interviews him making breakfast while he explains the ups and downs of the business.

You showed a lot of restraint to wain until I'm back from Ibiza before posting this.

My dog was prancing past and I was going to say he looked like a fancy horse, but then I noticed he had stolen something and decided to call him a motherfucker. These things got messed up and I called him a "Horse Fucker"

It's a very natural design. Very intuitive UI.