william jeff buckley

Kept waiting for Beez in the Trap

i think if you threw a towel over olivia nuzzi's head she'd go to sleep like a bird

I assume it's just a typo, but the last bit is like how my 2.5yo likes to "mixy-match" her socks

When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?

You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:

I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit

Som exciting news: I'm thrilled to announce that I've received the Toys 'R' Us Peace Prize

what do you all think are the odds that lizza's getting some cut of nuzzi's canto profits and his blog drops were planned and timed in order to boost interest?

i hate myself for having the knowledge necessary to write that sentence

you concede that i know the eight admittedly less famous reindeer. and then you have the GALL to ask whether i recall the most famous reindeer of all. who in the hell do you think you are

they do have so many legs, need lots of socks

what do you all think are the odds that lizza's getting some cut of nuzzi's canto profits and his blog drops were planned and timed in order to boost interest?

i hate myself for having the knowledge necessary to write that sentence

ope, should've kept this one in your brain, chief

Got my husband last night. I had only learned of Dominic last year, from a friend

I've had a rough day, and I think I've earned this.

GOAT PAJAMA PARTY.

Goats are from @sunflowerfarm.bsky.social in Cumberland, Maine (via their YT). Bless their chaotic little hearts and tiny pink noses.

A new study has linked eating fried potatoes at least twice a week with an increased risk of death, with the caption: Classic win win

Classic win win

*joker interview scene* let me get this straight, you think? Descartes: I do. And I'm

I do, and I'm

at bar trivia tonight, we won:

1) the raffle
2) best team name
3) the whole damn thing

couldnt waterboard this outta me

this skeet cam out of spending merely 90 minutes in the airport in houston

bsky.app/profile/shes...

my children are at a magical pair of ages (5 and 2) where they can play together well for quite a long time and the only conflict i feel is about when to intervene because the time alone is great but they will almost certainly do something disastrous if left to their own devices

Hot Priest is my Roman Empire

There are 3 canonical interpretations of Mommy kissing Santa:

1. The narrator’s mother and father are participating in Santa cosplay kink (family friendly)

2. Mama is cheating w a philanderer disguised as Santa (unclear if she knows)

3. Mama is hooking up w the ACTUAL Santa (moral gray area)

BTW, any story about a possible Northwestern capitulation should include this detail (screenshot is from the oped linked below)

ashamed of my alma mater!

such a conundrum. we used the only name I could think of on the first kid, and thankfully the second was a girl. a good portion of my hesitation about having a third is that if it were a boy I would have absolutely zero ideas for names

either of the two perfect breakfast meals:

1. a vegetarian (no ham) eggs benedict
2. bagel with cream cheese, lox, capers, red onion

circling back to this - does anyone have time to make It Happen?

lmao i was cookin here