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The problem with that one guy being on Paradise now is that I keep picturing him with those fox teeth from Girls5Eva. #maddog #macaronirascals

I hate it. That's just a talk show. Don't call it a podcast!

God bless this firm La Quinta mattress.

When did hotels stop having HBO? I want to watch The Pitt!

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But I wanted someone else to die. RIP Catherine O’Hara. You’re an icon.

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Ah yes, a new year. I am ready.

Happy Birthday! Hope you are having a very relaxing vacation!

Little known fact, while the government is shut down you’re technically allowed to seize the means of production

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Don’t promise me a Rapture if you can’t deliver a Rapture.

Oh tough days I like to look back at this old Alex Rubens Tweet I have saved in my phone. Always makes me feel better!

1. The first night sleeping on fresh sheets
2. A fountain Coke
3. Wandering in art museums
4. Reading a perfect sentence
5. The theme song of your favorite TV show

Well at the very least he’s lost the anti-snitch vote.

Isn’t it pretty to think so.

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Oh boo! Hope you are home and cozy already or very soon!

Finished it--darker than I expected, but great!

@ryanwinslett.bsky.social I watched the first two Four Seasons and I love it!

I thought about watching that tonight! But I didn’t.

Hey. The jerk store called. They want to know if you're still interested in the manager position. Apparently they're willing to meet your salary demands and the benefits sound amazing

Was it me? I didn't realize they could hear me from Arizona.

I used that same bathroom at a Walgreens in Chicago two weeks ago!

I want to watch it! I have too many streamers at the moment but I will reup my Nexflix sometime this summer and watch it. I’ve heard good things.

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Clearly the best way to solve this is a duel. That’s what real men would do.

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Officially on vacation! Suck it, work!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Congratulations!

I cried. But I’m an easy mark.

Why does every guy on the dating application have the same dog?

Am I dying or is it just cloudy?

The one that got me was: carry her upstairs and don’t hit her head this time!

A sandwich called the the Lady Bee at a restaurant called Once Upon a Moose.