Steve Christey Coley

there's a clear delineation in Bsky "wedgie" skeets before and after a particular moment about an hour ago - a wedgie thermocline if you will - and I think that's beautiful

#iykyk

A pumpkin carved with the face of the animated character Brak

BRAK O LANTERN

Great Scott! unfollowed.

pic of a vibraphone

you (plural) can do it!

</vibes>

even the barn cats who taught a foolish city boy not to try and pet them

if you demo without a plan you get demo-itis

The cloud is physical. That’s what data centers are.

for a 6-year-old this reverse ratio is pretty awesome

/cc millennials I love subskeeting, it's your time

Hark, heare the wynde blowe!
Wacche the sun ryse!
Runninge yn the shadowes:
Curse thy love, curse thy lies.
And yf thou dost not love me now
Thou wilt nevir love me agayne -
Ich kan yet heare thee sayinge:
Thou wouldst nevir breake the chayne
#FleetwoodMac #OFMD

a bit o'buzz about an AI Suzanne Somers, but her husband Alan is quoted as saying "it was Suzanne's idea... She said, I think it'll be very interesting and we'll provide a service to my fans... She said, 'Let's do it.'" So now I'm not sure if it's OK to erase a lady's consent about her own likeness?

ok oops, reading deeper into the article, her husband Alan says "it was Suzanne's idea... She said, I think it'll be very interesting and we'll provide a service to my fans... She said, 'Let's do it.'"

anyway "you can't tell the difference" !?!? ok, Alan.

it happens to all of us for random celebs

either you were on vacation or in trauma (or both) at the time is my experience

sorry dude

These girls rock #defcon

Clippy meme. Clippy asks: are you writing a vuln report about "command injection" (CWE-77)? Would you like me to say "OS command injection" (CWE-78) instead?

/me subskeeting a zillion vuln researchers (and many CNAs) out there about CWE mapping.

(obscure former catholic subtweet, not about the acronym) ugh, now even the pope's going after dei

@alt-text.bsky.social

Law #9: Absolute anonymity isn't practically achievable, either online or offline.
Law #10: Technology isn't a panacea.

It feels ironic that Law #10, written years ago, could be used as a retort to Eric Law's question about OCR

#altText continued from uncited MS article: Law #6: A computer is only as secure as the administrator is trustworthy.
Law #7: Encrypted data is only as secure as its decryption key.
Law #8: An out-of-date antimalware scanner is only marginally better than no scanner at all. 4/n

#altText continued from uncited MS article:
Law #3: If a bad actor has unrestricted physical access to your computer, it's not your computer anymore.
Law #4: If you allow a bad actor to run active content in your website, it's not your website anymore.
Law #5: Weak passwords trump strong security.

(#altText from Microsoft article) Law #1: If a bad actor can persuade you to run their program on your computer, it's not solely your computer anymore.
Law #2: If a bad actor can alter the operating system on your computer, it's not your computer anymore. 2/n

here's some #altText for the "original" image posted by Eric Law, not citing the original source, the "The immutable laws of security" (version 2): 1/n

The immutable laws of security Busting myths, biases, and uncertainty with the 10 laws of cybersecurity.

um, how is this microsoft url still alive? (all old microsoft urls are dead; ask somebody who just looked at all microsoft url's use in CWE). This appears to be from v2. learn.microsoft.com/en-us/securi...

yeah this feels like Scott Culp's immutable laws on first glance, but my first search result was an AI summary so... just a sec

oh wait, this is the Scott Culp immutable laws of cybersec, not attributed to him at all, right? I'll just see if I can dig them up and copy/paste instead of manual typing

alt text forthcoming - not using OCR, but manual typing

oh look, something I sub-skeeted about a couple days ago. bsky.app/profile/real...