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Should have done more due diligence on this. Voted nay by AOC et al due to insufficiently redacting victim info.

Powered through and took it for a ride yesterday and today. I give myself a 7.7/10. Still a bit too arbitrary but the bones are there for a real good time if I stay disciplined

It is at least remotely true for a mid-level state job in IT. Vacations were irregular but the big get was a 2-story house for 300K in 1996.
I’m not saying this is a universal experience but it was *the* quintessential middle-class job. One income for all five of us.

It’s International Women’s day!

I hear a “what?!” come from the bedroom, turns out my wife posted about it along with her Venmo and got $50 from… another woman.

Children are not positive people

This re-org/classification project I'm doing to start DJing again is taking so long, but I hope it pays off in purpose (quickly pulling from 20 years of active listening and collecting into cross-genre mixes I can't seem to connect on brain-memory alone)

I did an unsolicited takeover of the AppleTV with this and she’s mad-mad.

Babybel and ice water for a midday snack? Yes, Tilda Swinton, I’ll have that for you right away.

👏 gays 👏 get it 👏 done 👏 ❗️

“Finding things on their way to collapse was much easier than finding the next bargain”

The say “I am alive” comic

I’m reminded of this comic almost every time I check LinkedIn

They shut us down so that there was no encore. I’m tryin to not be mad about it and accept that a song about the apocalypse was a good version of the end, but there was a hell of a cap planned 😤

The shit that's coming out of the US regime about Iran and Cuba ought to be frightening and disgusting to the same people who were mad about Greenland and Canada, but I don't hear fucking shit from those bozos.

Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/

HOW EACH HOUSE MEMBER VOTED ON PRESIDENT TRUMP'S IRAN WAR POWERS Yes (212) (210) (2 republicans) No (219) (215) (4 democrats)

But the milquetoast pissants are back in the op-eds complaining about the far left

No, no, a were wolf. I was once a wolf, now I’m a dubstep DJ.
Being a wolf was terrible.
I was hungry, scared, and cold when I wasn’t sleeping.
Now I get a plastic tub full of white monster energy drinks wherever I go.

Three days ago I was told I was going to sing on stage at my partner’s final show with her band. We rehearsed once. Tonight’s the night and I’m nervous!

Yes, I just had a dream where the more I erased of the town lighthouse, the darker it got.

Film Pitch: One Punch Man but as a human eraser tool. Can erase anything, often as extreme but comic violence. One day wonders if he might accidentally erase the sun. Intrusive thoughts graduate to a nervous breakdown as he starts accessing dimensions against his will.

Can confirm, every Signal chat in town either said nothing or made one snide comment and then immediately got back to work

Film Pitch: Nestlé sends Blackwater-type mercenaries to clear the backwoods residents of a local lake they claim ownership of. It does not go well.

He would've become a nominal liberal who'd unlock the blackpill starter kit after getting 86'd from his second bar. So yes, he'd be just another townie.

out here getting proxy puppeteered by dweebs who look like this vs what we could have:

"You did well but the vibe was kinda off, whereas the low-mid performance from these two was evenly forgettable, so you're in the bottom because it's provocative"

If you want a job where you move the goalposts constantly and delight in rhetorical martial arts to retroscript a clear agenda that gaslights the nation on what merit means, you should be working for RuPaul's Drag Race, not the Federal Government.

Fetterman walked in with some mild beliefs that got curdled by getting yelled at all the time, and has run to "the people must be told things" like a brat with a grudge. I think he's much closer to freaks like Stephen Miller who let rejection mangle and redefine their whole personality.

Lijnverkenning, by Machinefabriek 8 track album

An EP and two albums in three months? Machinefabriek is putting those commissions on HOLD.
This one checks all the selfish little boxes I have for this sort of thing: machinefabriek.bandcamp.com/album/lijnve...

I believe it

So they just stew about it in their cars and get mad at home and have revenge thoughts in the shower and try to call your supervisor and see that you’re still working next week and get back in their car and drop their ice cream and become even more racist online?