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BigColor&ExcitedForSoupMan. Amateur.

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A closeup of the purple grimace mascot— lumpen being that is more of a limbed blob shape than humanoid—who, at a normal angle, may appear normal and friendly, but photographed from a low angle appears to be in awe of what is before it.

A closeup of the purple grimace mascot— lumpen being that is more of a limbed blob shape than humanoid—who, at a normal angle, may appear normal and friendly, but photographed from a low angle appears to be in awe of what is before it.

I’m the only one on this bus who saw the train car entirely spray-painted dark blue, with “SLUTS” taking up the whole car in the stranger things font (outline)

02.03.2026 15:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Do you do multicolor bundles?

02.03.2026 07:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And done. What a bag of pain. I can’t wait to stick it to a wall somewhere.

01.03.2026 21:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

First though, I have to finish the last 20 minutes of this tape before my spirit moves on, which it wants to do, so I need to move now on this, a lovely morning.

01.03.2026 17:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Reading a book where you cannot look up the book, its influence and influences, its author, what he’s done in the last 30 years, and where this sort of fiction rests in the continuum is a burrowing tick of desire but it made my brain go “hee hee”

And I still won’t until I’ve finished it, so… ˎˊ˗

01.03.2026 16:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It sounds–and is–cowardly, but the alternatives are to fight the most comprehensive apparatus of violence the world has ever known, or buy into a life where you can lose everything trusting an AI to bet for you on how many thousands die in the next week.

So many kinds of death!

01.03.2026 16:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The cockroach in me wonders if times of triumphant evil are a good time to be an agnostic peasant.
At least the campaign of terror that will burn me and my house down would be surprising and quick.

01.03.2026 16:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Of course I got home and saw that they illegally killed one of the premier assholes of the world, kicking off another depraved and protracted jag of regional horror

01.03.2026 16:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*stupid

Augh!

01.03.2026 16:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe being bored rules and forces you to think of what you want

01.03.2026 16:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
The Presidents of the United States of America - Boll Weevil (Official Audio)
YouTube video by The Presidents of the United States of America The Presidents of the United States of America - Boll Weevil (Official Audio)

Last night I not only had a real dream, but it was vivid enough to remember it waking up.
It also stuck Boll Weevil in my head for this morning.

01.03.2026 16:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Crashed at a friend’s place Friday (drunk)
Phone died, no charger. Saturday morning while waiting for everyone to wake up, I:
- walked to get coffee, not 100% knowing if there *was* coffee.
- truly massaged the cat I was petting (30 min)
- read half of my partner’s favorite book (Vurt, by Jeff Noon)

01.03.2026 16:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

the war is unpopular but it's also illegal but it also doesn't serve any purpose but it also undermines diplomacy but it also is set to produce the opposite outcome as intended but it also already has hundreds dead and threatens more but it also will not make anything better for anyone but it also

01.03.2026 06:19 — 👍 3977    🔁 924    💬 12    📌 0

We know what happens but not how, but partner is dressing in their Sunday Best for it since they absolutely loathe the eliminated one.

28.02.2026 05:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There’s not going to be a midterm election, you fucking slut.

28.02.2026 04:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Before anyone replies you’re talking to someone who believes a Trump AI ghost may be a surrogate dictator for as long as this country doesn’t collapse, unless AI and its architects/exploiters are surgically destroyed.

28.02.2026 04:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Safe to say, then, that any company not disowned by the dept of defense is actively working with them to kill us.

28.02.2026 04:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Everyone knows how to keep their cool at bars these days which really fucks with my “am I even welcome here” sensor.

28.02.2026 04:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Cardboard sign on a wooden pole:

There is no way to police trans people out of public life without simultaneously creating an apparatus of violence- (the sign is ripped, cutting off the rest of the text)

Cardboard sign on a wooden pole: There is no way to police trans people out of public life without simultaneously creating an apparatus of violence- (the sign is ripped, cutting off the rest of the text)

27.02.2026 20:49 — 👍 96    🔁 26    💬 0    📌 0

bsky.app/profile/rbre...

27.02.2026 18:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I swear that omelet is hovering

27.02.2026 18:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I got excited by what looked like seven cloves of garlic on one plate but realized that's likely potato.

27.02.2026 18:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this is it. even if the fries get cold, it'll work.
in fact:
start hot, end cold. 2 experiences in one feature.

27.02.2026 17:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
I'm going to enjoy eviscerating each and every one of you, your families and friends. I'll save your tortured screams of agony so I can fall asleep and awake to them. You don't have any morality or humanity, and I've got no problem casting mine aside in the name of holy retribution.

I'm going to enjoy eviscerating each and every one of you, your families and friends. I'll save your tortured screams of agony so I can fall asleep and awake to them. You don't have any morality or humanity, and I've got no problem casting mine aside in the name of holy retribution.

Checking in:

27.02.2026 17:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everyone knows the planet is about to put us through The Great Filter and we've known why since the 80s but we don't have any power over the incredible violence of corporate interests. Through manifestations of denial, redirection, and wishcasting, we now get Vimergy ads on YouTube.

27.02.2026 17:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Iggy Pop collab’d with Underworld on a (frankly shit) EP but it did have one noxious fun track where all he did was reminisce about smoking on the airplane and being too high to successfully harass the flight attendant.

Then he capped it by declaring the end of liberal democracy. 2018!

27.02.2026 16:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s important, as a thinking and provoking person, to rebel violently against The Disintegration Loops and the ostentation heaped upon it.

But the project itself is still pretty great, sorry pal.

27.02.2026 16:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Simpsons forbidden objects store owner saying "The movie has Jared Leto in it."

The Simpsons forbidden objects store owner saying "The movie has Jared Leto in it."

thought of a thing

26.02.2026 20:55 — 👍 675    🔁 154    💬 23    📌 0

I have a weakness for daffodils in sidewalk cracks, but I am also getting older.

26.02.2026 17:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

maybe you could stand to destroy the person I am in your head, because I am, also, a doofus.

26.02.2026 17:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0