Nicole Cahill

Barbie with a teal Florida Marlins hat saying “do you guys ever think about living?”

YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAS YOUR TEAM EVER NOT MADE YOU CRY AT THE DEADLINE?????? 🥹🥹🥹

A view from the marlins broadcast of Christian talking to Nicole

Tim Robinson from I Think You Should Leave saying “you sure about that”

him: the rockies are the worst team in baseball
me, a marlins fan:

absolutely LOVE a coworker mansplaining how to drive to marlins park to me

sitting sandy alcantara for the first time all season in my dynasty league so we all know he’s gonna lock in and give us a 2022-esque CGSO

wake up babe, 🍆⛰️ unlocked another square on immaculate grid

if you can believe it, it got worse! h/t to tanner houck and robert suarez. i’m now at a 54.00 ERA and 6.38 WHIP lol

they should let us play with banana ball rules lol

it’s inevitable when we’re serving up meatballs 🫠

Yahoo fantasy baseball app showing Nicole’s team up 5-0 but with a 42.42 ERA and 5.14 WHIP

stop the count!

bruce sherman immediately got up from his seat and left after that shohei ohtani home run 💀

so incredibly corny!

marlins new city connects are so bad. the old florida logo they posted was a fake tease. bruce sherman can’t even get teal right 🤦🏻‍♀️

appreciate the thought but i’m too shy for podcasts 🥲

has logan gilbert always pitched like that?????

i would rather play russian roulette than listen to the lineup of commercials the marlins are giving us this season

Sandy Alcantara standing on the mound and staring down the hitter. Camera angle is very off-center.

sandy vs wheeler: 80-grade matchup, 20-grade camera angle

i miss pablo lópez :-(

"'A few years ago, I found myself in a dark place, but I’m still here, and I’m so lucky I am. And if my story can help even one person, then it was worth telling.' - Jarren Duran" Image shows portrait of Jarren Duran sitting and holding a baseball in home white uniform.

“Talking about this wasn’t easy, but it felt important. I trusted the Netflix crew, and I knew that if I was going to share this, I had to be real about it. A few years ago, I found myself in a dark place, but I’m still here, and I’m so lucky I am. And if my story can help even one person, then it was worth telling. It’s that ability to help, to reach those who feel alone, that motivated me to tell my story. Right now, my focus is on the field. We have a postseason to chase, and that’s where my head is. I’ve shared what I needed to share, and I appreciate everyone’s understanding that my focus right now is on baseball and helping my team win a World Series. I am grateful for the tremendous support I’ve received. If you’re struggling, please know there’s help. You can call a friend, a trusted person, your doctor, or an organization like Samaritans. And, if you’re in immediate danger, call 988.”

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Most MLB teams have DEI programs. Why won’t any commit to them or talk about it? | Opinion In the Trump era, when even Jackie Robinson is at risk, the sport is quiet about diversity efforts it used to tout. | Opinion

when MLB dropped "diversity" from its career site, I reached out to every team, including those with live DEI pages.

None committed to their current efforts. Almost nobody responded!

One week before Jackie Robinson Day, my take on the leaguewide silence:

www.miamiherald.com/opinion/arti...

i don’t know how anyone approved it!!!!!

good call. it’s like a hammer to my head every time it comes on.

YES. do they drag out royaaaaaaaals too?

do other teams have the horrendous fan dual sports network commercial??? or are they only torturing marlins fans???

they took away the only good thing about that stadium!

the downgrade in camera angle with the rays playing away from the trop 🤢

Well deserved.

bruce sherman getting boo’d 🤣🤣 happy opening day!

Screenshot of Fantasy Pros Draft Wizard recap showing Nicole’s team has a projected league rank of first place

late but i’m pretty sure this is the kiss of death lol

OOF

LMAOOOOO 😭😭