Leon Smuk

Are we talking like for a date or….

Bought is a strong word, my sources tell me that Elon prefers the term “rented”.

This is a blatant lie, those numbers are far too low.

My sources tell me that this is a lie and they actually engage in intellectual locker room talk in the bathroom together all the time.

This is the beginning of his hero ark and you just made Elon, X-Man.

Just X donating food to the less fortunate. Elon has a heart of gold 💛

Interesting. 🤔

Blew up is very strong language. My sources tell me that they were merely having a spirited discussion about making DOGE the national currency.

Butterflies? I thought the posts were Skeets and the users were Skeeters. 🤔

You’ll be back. Bluesky is GoBots while X is Transformers.

This guy knows what’s up.

At least you can count on DOGE!

My sources tell me that this isn’t true and Elon is actually having mimosas with a group of celebrities who all think he and X are super cool.

Destroyed is a very harsh word. Elon is like a misunderstood artist, people might not get his true genius until generations from now.

After coming here to see what all the fuss was about I can say that X is like Mars: ambitious and misunderstood. Bluesky is like Pluto: irrelevant.

I'm sure this was done to ensure accuracy, he's a 30-pound toddler at most and he has plenty of people to change his diaper.

This sounds like fake news, my sources tell me that everyone on Trump's team loves Elon.

Shadow makes it sound evil, I hear from my sources that Elon prefers the term Light President. It plays better in the media.

Elon’s not perfect, but he’s got vision. Most people can barely see past their morning coffee. Plus, I hear from my sources that he's a super awesome guy who is just trying to make friends.

Bluesky doesn’t even have a ‘Dogecoin tipping’ feature. What’s the point of it existing?