So I got popped by the cops when I was @19 years old for speeding.....the cop said we looked stoned....we were...so he said "Give me everything you got boys"....I dumbed up and said we bought a gram of hash for $20 and it was in the car.
He said go get it ...so I did off the quarter pound I had.
Every accusation is a confession...
07.03.2026 14:28 — 👍 4643 🔁 1480 💬 165 📌 76Is our last time to go through this stupidity... Thank God👍
07.03.2026 23:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My new whip....
#Jeep
#BackroadsBC
Thanks 👍..... have a wonderful day 😁
07.03.2026 13:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Coffee, straight out of my nose.
06.03.2026 19:28 — 👍 11007 🔁 2029 💬 300 📌 188Holy crap! He brought a gas powered battery charger for his electric truck.
06.03.2026 19:51 — 👍 2459 🔁 606 💬 392 📌 132
In my front yard in New Westminster BC....
#SpingIsHere
If you give me £100k....I would give you at least 6%
That twat is giving us slime bags a bad name.🤣😂🤣
And he probably wants to introduce you to the wonderful world of cryptocurrency.....just hear him out, stop being so tied to your life savings FFS.
🤣😂
Sadly....Larry never showed up for work after he sent this picture
06.03.2026 04:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do not disturb: Otterly exhausted
05.03.2026 22:13 — 👍 848 🔁 87 💬 6 📌 12Fuck america
06.03.2026 02:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The most expensive ounce I have ever bought.🤣😂
#Gold
Remember the days when getting a BJ at work was catastrophic news for elected officials.
#GoodOldDays
🤣😂
02.03.2026 12:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I tried chicken farming once. It was a total disaster.
I've no idea if I planted them too deep, or too far apart.
🐢💨
Good morning beautiful Onyx 🐈⬛
02.03.2026 12:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😁😁
02.03.2026 12:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😁😁
28.02.2026 13:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🙄🙄🙄
26.02.2026 21:58 — 👍 6 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Another wickedly fantastic article by Bruno's step-mom.🐈⬛
26.02.2026 05:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm off to #Toronto again....quick turn around and then back home.... I really dislike traveling,not the vacation part of it.....just the fuckin airports.
26.02.2026 04:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, it's definitely the SOTU currently.
25.02.2026 23:29 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Fuck that piece of american shit....deport his fucking ass.
#FuckAustinMatthews
#DeportAustin
#FireCuntFaceMatthews