Niall

remember tuesday? that was 86 years ago

you can see why fascism is so popular when the other option is The Loser Party That Loves Losing

A Dem senator had one (1) flight canceled and decided to give into Republican demands and re-open the government. That's exactly what happened.

not the most important part of this story but can we talk about how they made a robot that talks like reddit? the entire model of "intelligence" and human interaction this approximates is "forum douche." they built a thing that simulates posting online

Our message to Andrew Cuomo was loud & clear in June.

It’s louder & clearer tonight.

Libbing out so hard I might listen to the entire Hamilton soundtrack

at this rate we're gonna hit Woke 3 by midnight

i wanted to be mayor. i would have run for mayor if i knew there was going to be an election. do another one

Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way.

by Ezra Klein

This actually helps, thank you

Average anti-Bluesky op-ed: this app is solely an echo chamber for left-wing politics

Average Bluesky post: baseball has taken everything from me

Do you think we haven’t been trying?????????

I don’t even care about baseball but I can’t look away and I am so stressed.

I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me

This game is the baseball equivalent of being punished for stealing fire.

q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play?

a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons

It must be so fun to play with Aaron Rodgers. If you don't make literally every catch on every ball he throws to you no matter how inaccurate he puts his hands on his hips and curses at you like an alcoholic gym teacher and then after the game you have to hear about how 5G causes IBS

the death of uppercase: a bet i made almost 20 years ago (and am obviously gonna lose)

if everyone could just stop using capital letters that'd be great, otherwise in exactly 100 days i lose the drunken bet i made with a mate almost 20 years ago.
thepeoplesrepublicofcouch.org/the-bet/

can someone explain to me why toronto is even allowed to play in the world series? since when is canada in the world

Goodnight everyone, and if you accidentally got an extremely recognizable Nazi symbol tattoo years ago and keep forgetting to get it covered up, maybe do that tomorrow and don’t spend any more extra years with an extremely recognizable Nazi symbol tattooed on your body

Alright maybe baseball can be fun sometimes

The Falcons defense is...fun? It's fun!

That handsmaids tale prick deserves it

#dog

Twee fruit

My Very Dear Ones,

I write to you from near the front lines of war ravaged Portland.

Hard to compete with this.

It's so incredible how low homicide rates are in Europe. The UK, with a population of 70 million people, had fewer than 600 murders in 2023.
www.connexionfrance.com/news/double-...

Underrated part of this is he actually stumbles twice. The second time is funnier. And yet!

Jess Waters recycling the same guy over and over to represent “former” different enemies

Y'all this is so long it looks like the back of a concert T-shirt