Tongue Scraper monotoes - Bluesky Statics

I cosplay as a functional adult 5 days a week. Yours is probably better.

07.03.2026 03:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Does that mean I get the covers to myself?

07.03.2026 02:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did you ever play Guild Wars? That's the closest I've gotten to liking a MMO.

07.03.2026 02:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm a transplant from Twitter and I've been around for a long time, so very possible.

07.03.2026 02:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have so many friends that got sucked into this game and then quit lol.

07.03.2026 02:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How high are we hanging? I'm scared of heights.

07.03.2026 02:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Depression is my main squeeze, anxiety is my side piece.

07.03.2026 00:10 — 👍 22 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 1

Brat

07.03.2026 01:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I want more ink so bad. Being poor keeps me in check.

07.03.2026 00:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the moby dick guy should have set more realistic goals for himself.

06.03.2026 16:54 — 👍 26 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

No I don’t know what it means either, just run with it.

06.03.2026 22:57 — 👍 11 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

Nice tits.... I mean tats.

07.03.2026 00:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

forget nudes i want to see a full body x-ray

06.03.2026 22:46 — 👍 19 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0

hey siri set reminder to "enjoy things"

05.01.2025 17:57 — 👍 60 🔁 17 💬 6 📌 0

Well, the aliens aren't going to fix this.

05.03.2026 21:22 — 👍 101 🔁 40 💬 6 📌 0

Sounds like my description if I was for sale.

07.03.2026 00:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Go back to Chat GPT

07.03.2026 00:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh look. A bot.

07.03.2026 00:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I haven't masturbated in a week. Who the fuck even am I??

06.03.2026 22:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So..... pizza?

06.03.2026 22:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fair

06.03.2026 20:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait is this because I called it double stuffed instead of stuf?

06.03.2026 20:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I hope you have many more days above dirt.

05.03.2026 12:55 — 👍 49 🔁 26 💬 1 📌 0

bsky.app/profile/mono...

06.03.2026 18:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The circle of Aema.

06.03.2026 18:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I'm on here there's a good chance I'm avoiding something else.

06.03.2026 17:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Great, now how am I going to get boys in my yard?

06.03.2026 17:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who decided we must all die on hills anyways?

26.08.2025 17:01 — 👍 30 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 2

I hope that someday those Kraft singles find love.

06.03.2026 17:25 — 👍 178 🔁 57 💬 11 📌 4

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