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@rokkpaw.bsky.social

Human on land called Canada. Loves ideas like co-operation, truth, courage, and kindness. Big fan of Carl Sagan, Mr. Spock, wilderness, and wildlife. Associated with 1NME.ca

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THE OTHER WORLD SERIES AD - MORE RING OF FIRE BS!!!
YouTube video by Charlie Angus THE OTHER WORLD SERIES AD - MORE RING OF FIRE BS!!!

There was enormous attention on Doug Ford's World Series Ad.
Much less attention on his CDN ad.
Doug is promising to rip up "red tape" to get at the Ring of Fire ore bodies.
People in the region have gone 30 years without drinking water. He refuses to meet them.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb5-...

02.11.2025 12:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 233    ๐Ÿ” 102    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40
[Scene is a boardroom in the headquarters of the board game manufacturer, Parker Bros. The year is 1966]

1
[show exterior of a factory building with 'PARKER BROS BOARD GAMES' written on the top]

PARKER 1:
Ok brothers - a quick run through our manufacturing schedule...

2
[Switch to interior scene of the boardroom, in which the three Parker Brothers are having a meeting].

Parker 1:
So this year we'll be making: Monopoly, Cluedo, Risk, the portal to Hell thing,
Scrabble, and Tiddlywinks.

3
Parker 2:
What was that?

Parker 1:
Tiddlywinks!

Parker 2:
No the bit about Hell

4
Parker 1:
Ah yes - we're manufacturing ouija boards now

Parker 2:
What

5
Parker 2:
Parkerโ€ฆ we make *board games*...

Parker 1:
Yes, Parker! And this is a great family board game which may or may not be a portal to the Other Place. 

6
Parker 1:
You know, 2-6 players, summon a loved one, might be a daemon - great fun

7
Parker 2:
Whose idea was this?

Parker 1:
Well I believe it was... Mr Shimmer?

8
Parker 2:
Who is Mr Shimmer

[voice from off-scene]:
shimmmerrrrr...

9
[Cut to a figure who is also sat at the boardroom table. It is a horrifying eldritch wraith, eyeless, pale, with a gaping, hissing black mouth drawn open in a foul, silent, endless grimace]

Mr Shimmer:
*sssshimmmerrrrr*...

10
Parker 1:
Our new creative director! I met him at a seance, because it's 1966.

11
Parker 1:
Mr Shimmer says he hopes there may soon be a set in every home in the land!

12
Parker 1:
Come - shall we play?

[he shifts his body forward in his chair slightly, and we glimpse behind him the terrifying eyes of another demon sat behind him, a la this iconic bit in Insidious]

[ends]

[Scene is a boardroom in the headquarters of the board game manufacturer, Parker Bros. The year is 1966] 1 [show exterior of a factory building with 'PARKER BROS BOARD GAMES' written on the top] PARKER 1: Ok brothers - a quick run through our manufacturing schedule... 2 [Switch to interior scene of the boardroom, in which the three Parker Brothers are having a meeting]. Parker 1: So this year we'll be making: Monopoly, Cluedo, Risk, the portal to Hell thing, Scrabble, and Tiddlywinks. 3 Parker 2: What was that? Parker 1: Tiddlywinks! Parker 2: No the bit about Hell 4 Parker 1: Ah yes - we're manufacturing ouija boards now Parker 2: What 5 Parker 2: Parkerโ€ฆ we make *board games*... Parker 1: Yes, Parker! And this is a great family board game which may or may not be a portal to the Other Place. 6 Parker 1: You know, 2-6 players, summon a loved one, might be a daemon - great fun 7 Parker 2: Whose idea was this? Parker 1: Well I believe it was... Mr Shimmer? 8 Parker 2: Who is Mr Shimmer [voice from off-scene]: shimmmerrrrr... 9 [Cut to a figure who is also sat at the boardroom table. It is a horrifying eldritch wraith, eyeless, pale, with a gaping, hissing black mouth drawn open in a foul, silent, endless grimace] Mr Shimmer: *sssshimmmerrrrr*... 10 Parker 1: Our new creative director! I met him at a seance, because it's 1966. 11 Parker 1: Mr Shimmer says he hopes there may soon be a set in every home in the land! 12 Parker 1: Come - shall we play? [he shifts his body forward in his chair slightly, and we glimpse behind him the terrifying eyes of another demon sat behind him, a la this iconic bit in Insidious] [ends]

Nobody ever talks about how weird this was

02.11.2025 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 156    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Title: The desk of a late, great author 

Panel 1:
A woman asks "The publisher is on my back again. Have you guys got anything left in there?"

Panel 2:
A desk, with four drawers and a friendly face on each, replies
"Nope"
"Sorry."
"Nothing."
the last one says
"I might have something..."

Panel 3:
The woman reaches into the drawer which says
"That's it...Right At the back."

Panel 4:
The woman holds some paper 
"It's just a pizza menu."

Panel 5:
The drawers reply:
"Oh well"
"We've done our best"
"We have secured a great reputation for eternity!"

But another voice joins in:

Panel 6:
"Now, hold on there. I've got a few things that might Interest you..."
It is the waste-paper basket, filled with crumpled balls of discarded paper.

Title: The desk of a late, great author Panel 1: A woman asks "The publisher is on my back again. Have you guys got anything left in there?" Panel 2: A desk, with four drawers and a friendly face on each, replies "Nope" "Sorry." "Nothing." the last one says "I might have something..." Panel 3: The woman reaches into the drawer which says "That's it...Right At the back." Panel 4: The woman holds some paper "It's just a pizza menu." Panel 5: The drawers reply: "Oh well" "We've done our best" "We have secured a great reputation for eternity!" But another voice joins in: Panel 6: "Now, hold on there. I've got a few things that might Interest you..." It is the waste-paper basket, filled with crumpled balls of discarded paper.

My books cartoon for this weekโ€™s @theguardian.com

02.11.2025 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 250    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

sending congratulations to Japan on their victory over Canada tonight, since the United States no longer officially views the accomplishments of immigrants as a demonstration of American achievement

02.11.2025 04:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 189    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Long COVID is underdiagnosed, researchers say, and thereโ€™s work to be done to change that St. Johnโ€™s hosted the 2025 Canadian Symposium on Long COVID earlier this month, a gathering of top researchers, clinicians, and people living with long COVID. As the CBCโ€™s Adam Walsh reports, those on...

Basically my story on CBC, but told by someone else. Long Covid is very, very common, and lots of people have to care for people affected by it. www.cbc.ca/player/play/...

01.11.2025 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A cartoon illustration of a worried man sitting at a bar looking at his evil monster hands. Caption reads "Dr. Zchavagi knew his hands of Evil would not rest dormant for much longer."

A cartoon illustration of a worried man sitting at a bar looking at his evil monster hands. Caption reads "Dr. Zchavagi knew his hands of Evil would not rest dormant for much longer."

Upcoming trouble. #grickledoodle #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

01.11.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 176    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Come on, @mark-carney.bsky.social
The ad wasn't fake, 2+2โ‰ 5, and apologizing to bullies doesn't make the problem go away.
Get your f@ยขโ‚ฌ|โˆšg elbows up, sir.

01.11.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No corner coffee shops: Toronto committee waters down neighbourhood retail plan Itโ€™s the second time in less than a year councillors balked at allowing certain businesses to open on some residential streets

Neighbourhood retail is awesome. That cities have banned it through zoning idiocy is another one of those stealth subsidies for car companies. #yqrcc

01.11.2025 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump says Carney apologized for Ford's anti-tariff ad | CBC News U.S. President Donald Trump says Prime Minister Mark Carney apologized for the Ontario government ad that used former president Ronald Reaganโ€™s own words to spread an anti-tariff message to an America...

Kind of tired of world leaders fluffing Trump.
I get that you don't want to be singled out, but bullies get away with their shit when no one stands up to them.

www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

01.11.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A close-up of a red bike jersey featuring a vertical black zip and a logo on the upper left side. The jacket has a smooth texture and subtle stitching details. The zipper is broken.

A close-up of a red bike jersey featuring a vertical black zip and a logo on the upper left side. The jacket has a smooth texture and subtle stitching details. The zipper is broken.

I have an old bike jersey whose zipper needs repair. The quote for the repair is more than the cost of a new jersey, but I'm going to repair it because I want to live in a world where we repair things.

09.09.2025 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 538    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Happy Halloween!

31.10.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1803    ๐Ÿ” 445    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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New York knows how to do Halloween!

01.11.2025 07:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6228    ๐Ÿ” 1681    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 229    ๐Ÿ“Œ 210
Halloween gravestone reading โ€œI Did My Own Researchโ€ in a yard with two skeleton arms sticking out of the grass.

Halloween gravestone reading โ€œI Did My Own Researchโ€ in a yard with two skeleton arms sticking out of the grass.

Happy Halloween

31.10.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5810    ๐Ÿ” 1248    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43

Trump and Republicans just passed a tax cut that will gift $100B annually to the richest 1%.

$100B could fund SNAP for a year.

It's not a matter of what this country can or can't afford. It's about priorities.

People are starting to understand this.

31.10.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1282    ๐Ÿ” 447    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 89    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23
illustration of various monster hands holding goblets full of blood raised in celebration

illustration of various monster hands holding goblets full of blood raised in celebration

Happy Halloween!

31.10.2025 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2031    ๐Ÿ” 515    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Silhouette drawing in black ink of a cat sitting in the fork of a leafless tree branch, its head turned towards the viewer.

Silhouette drawing in black ink of a cat sitting in the fork of a leafless tree branch, its head turned towards the viewer.

Familiar.
Ink on Saunders Waterford hot pressed, 100 ร— 150 mm. From 2019.

27.10.2023 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 882    ๐Ÿ” 257    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
A cartoon illustration of a ghost who has spilled some coffee on himself. Caption reads "He was quite certain the stain would now be with him for the rest of eternity."

A cartoon illustration of a ghost who has spilled some coffee on himself. Caption reads "He was quite certain the stain would now be with him for the rest of eternity."

The coffee curse. #grickledoodle #coffee #ghost #horror #afterlife #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

27.10.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 278    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Joy to the Weird
Halloween has come. Let Earth receive her candy. Joy to the Weird. Paul Willings is about to get his October groove on in the tiny town of Pillsbert. Buy exclusive Grickle art at:โ€ฆ Joy to the Weird

Get some spooky vibes going by watching my animated short "Joy to the Weird" ! Find it here: youtu.be/-0j3rlmqyWg?... #grickledoodle #halloween #horror #candy #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #dancing

26.10.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 109    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A cartoon illustration of a vampire playing a nintendo switch in his creepy gothic castle. Caption reads "The only reason he played Animal Crossing was to walk through the sunshine again."

A cartoon illustration of a vampire playing a nintendo switch in his creepy gothic castle. Caption reads "The only reason he played Animal Crossing was to walk through the sunshine again."

Sunnier times. #grickledoodle #vampire #horror #nintendo #games #animalcrossing #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

24.10.2025 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 265    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A cartoon illustration of a vampire carrying a human victim passing a cat carrying a mouse victim on a country road at night. Caption reads "Like ships in the night."

A cartoon illustration of a vampire carrying a human victim passing a cat carrying a mouse victim on a country road at night. Caption reads "Like ships in the night."

Nocturnal neighbours. #grickledoodle #cats #vampires #horror #halloween #cartoon #art #drawing #funny (Get the card here: gricklemart.com/ships-in-the... )

21.10.2025 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 189    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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More Caesar the No Drama, Anti-Fascist Llama is the best character at Portland ICE protests! #iceout #portland

31.10.2025 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 391    ๐Ÿ” 101    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
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Don't miss an early release of Episode 2 on Halloween. Episode 1 of #ITWelcomeToDerry is now streaming.

#HappyHalloween

31.10.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 932    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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Did U.S. Cover Up Shireen Abu Akleh Killing? Whistleblower Speaks Out A retired U.S. colonel who investigated the death of Palestinian American journalist Shireen Abu Akleh has gone public to accuse the Biden administration of โ€œinactionโ€ and a possible โ€œcover-up.โ€ Steve...

Did U.S. Cover Up Shireen Abu Akleh Killing? Whistleblower Says Report Was Watered Down for Israel

31.10.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 116    ๐Ÿ” 55    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands

RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands

RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-greets-trick-or-treaters-with-big-bowl-of-ape-glands/

31.10.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2565    ๐Ÿ” 458    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
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Happy Halloween. Trickle-down economics is nothing more than a cruel hoax designed to enrich corporations and the super-rich. For working people, it's been 40 years of all trick and no treat. Enough.

31.10.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6823    ๐Ÿ” 2202    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 187    ๐Ÿ“Œ 92
Image: three figures in protective suits watch from behind a screen as a child approaches a door-like mechanical structure in which stands a man. Between them is an amorphous glowing shape.

Caption: Scientists at the institute of halloween studies have succeeded in creating "The treak": a quantum state that is simultaneously trick and treat. It is stable for a millionth of a second before decaying into a half-hearted prank and a mediocre candy bar.

Image: three figures in protective suits watch from behind a screen as a child approaches a door-like mechanical structure in which stands a man. Between them is an amorphous glowing shape. Caption: Scientists at the institute of halloween studies have succeeded in creating "The treak": a quantum state that is simultaneously trick and treat. It is stable for a millionth of a second before decaying into a half-hearted prank and a mediocre candy bar.

A halloween cartoon for @newscientist.com

31.10.2025 11:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1073    ๐Ÿ” 381    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
[Scene is the entrance cabin to a NATIONAL TRUST PROPERTY AND GARDENS]

 1
NATIONAL TRUST EMPLOYEE [inside cabin]: 

Hello there 

2
[A young family - two parents two kids - have arrived at the front desk].

DAD:

Hi - do you have an activity trail, for the kids?

3
NT EMPLOYEE:

Of course โ€“ youโ€™re just in time for the Autumn Gammon Trail!

4
MUM:
That sounds fun, doesnโ€™t it kids?

5
NT EMPLOYEE [handing an activity sheet and pencils to the kids]:

Every autumn, the Reform Trust gammons flock back to the National Trust for the AGM. Just follow the trail round the grounds, and see how many you can spot!

6 
NT EMPLOYEE [hearing something in the gardens]:

Listen - that's their call 

[Calls emanating from the landscape]:

tut-tut
woke-woke

7
NT EMPLOYEE [showing the family an apparently empty fenced enclosure with some bushes in]:

They are extremely sensitive and fragile...
But you can bring them out of hiding if you put a little sign down mentioning slavery.

8
KIDS [pointing]:
There they are! 

[Some little red faced PEOPLE wearing Barbour jackets and gilets emerge cautiously from the bushes. They are creeping towards a TINY SIGN in the middle of the enclosure].

[Little people noises]: 
woke-woke
tut-tut
woke-woke

9
[Close-up of the TINY SIGN - we can read that it says]:

Slavery had a bit to do with building this massive house.

[Noises from the little people again as they inspect the tiny sign]:

tut-tut
woke-woke

10
MUM [pointing]:
What's that one doing there?

NT EMPLOYEE:
Oh, that's so sweetโ€ฆ

11
[We see that one of the people is sat on a rock, with a little laptop open on a tree stump, and they are furiously typing away].

NT EMPLOYEE:
I think he's writing a column for the Daily Telegraphโ€ฆ

12
[We see close up to the little personโ€™s screen, it is a word document reading]:

Are National Trust scones secretly WOKE?

[ends]

[Scene is the entrance cabin to a NATIONAL TRUST PROPERTY AND GARDENS] 1 NATIONAL TRUST EMPLOYEE [inside cabin]: Hello there 2 [A young family - two parents two kids - have arrived at the front desk]. DAD: Hi - do you have an activity trail, for the kids? 3 NT EMPLOYEE: Of course โ€“ youโ€™re just in time for the Autumn Gammon Trail! 4 MUM: That sounds fun, doesnโ€™t it kids? 5 NT EMPLOYEE [handing an activity sheet and pencils to the kids]: Every autumn, the Reform Trust gammons flock back to the National Trust for the AGM. Just follow the trail round the grounds, and see how many you can spot! 6 NT EMPLOYEE [hearing something in the gardens]: Listen - that's their call [Calls emanating from the landscape]: tut-tut woke-woke 7 NT EMPLOYEE [showing the family an apparently empty fenced enclosure with some bushes in]: They are extremely sensitive and fragile... But you can bring them out of hiding if you put a little sign down mentioning slavery. 8 KIDS [pointing]: There they are! [Some little red faced PEOPLE wearing Barbour jackets and gilets emerge cautiously from the bushes. They are creeping towards a TINY SIGN in the middle of the enclosure]. [Little people noises]: woke-woke tut-tut woke-woke 9 [Close-up of the TINY SIGN - we can read that it says]: Slavery had a bit to do with building this massive house. [Noises from the little people again as they inspect the tiny sign]: tut-tut woke-woke 10 MUM [pointing]: What's that one doing there? NT EMPLOYEE: Oh, that's so sweetโ€ฆ 11 [We see that one of the people is sat on a rock, with a little laptop open on a tree stump, and they are furiously typing away]. NT EMPLOYEE: I think he's writing a column for the Daily Telegraphโ€ฆ 12 [We see close up to the little personโ€™s screen, it is a word document reading]: Are National Trust scones secretly WOKE? [ends]

If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...

31.10.2025 09:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1530    ๐Ÿ” 801    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34
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Harrison Ford says Trumpโ€™s assault on climate policy โ€˜scares the shit out of meโ€™ Indiana Jones star calls US president one historyโ€™s greatest criminals for attacks on science and boosting of fossil fuels

Indiana Jones, Han Solo, and Dr. Richard Kimble call Donald Trump the greatest criminal in history for his attacks on science and climate policy.

31.10.2025 10:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 308    ๐Ÿ” 85    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Happy Halloween!

31.10.2025 10:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 101    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Poilievre vows to tackle unemployment, cost of housing in address to young Canadians OTTAWA - Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre addressed young Canadians at an event in Toronto tonight, arguing that the Liberals are sacrificing their future.

Poilievre's pitch is more austerity and deregulation that helped create the mess that young people are inheriting. Doubling down on trying to create trickle-down economics to own the libs is a choice.

31.10.2025 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

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