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TERRIBLE design, would leave zero stars if I could

16.10.2025 04:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Compared to every other aspect of the musculoskeletal system, spines fucking suck

16.10.2025 03:12 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My waxer took one look at my legs and said “this is going to be the most satisfying thing I’ve done in a looong time”

14.10.2025 05:43 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aww love this ☺️

11.10.2025 20:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aww how sweet 🥲 I’d forgotten about the tattoo pic lol

11.10.2025 20:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Spectacular

06.10.2025 22:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My body tried to get sick this week and my metaphysical Libra powers were just like lol no 🙅‍♂️

04.10.2025 22:01 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The defenses’ elaborate group celebrations when they score a touchdown are, by far, the best thing about professional football

03.10.2025 23:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I shall keep his apostasy in my prayers 🙏

02.10.2025 00:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤪

02.10.2025 00:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A definitive ranking of common middle-to-upper-middle-shelf vodkas:
1. Grey Goose
2. Reyka (possible pro-Iceland influence at play)
3. New Amsterdam (hot take)
4. Ciroc
5. Ketel One
6. Absolut
7. Smirnoff
8. Skyy (and only this high for the bottling)
9. Tito’s (hot/correct take)
10. Svedka

01.10.2025 22:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

This Minotaur costume will be my greatest achievement. The one I’m remembered for

01.10.2025 20:53 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s the most ~sex-u-al~ time of the year!

01.10.2025 14:26 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

EVERY year!

28.09.2025 20:02 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kash Patel is a lot of things, but I don’t think I’ve ever before seen an individual so thoroughly epitomize the word “petulant”

26.09.2025 04:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I ever call you “just to catch up”, just know it’s psychologically the equivalent of me sawing my own leg off for you

25.09.2025 23:13 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I’m tryna win the mother frikin’ costume contest!!!

25.09.2025 22:42 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The biggest
The largest
By far, the most in-chargest

25.09.2025 21:56 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Victor Hugo: confirmed foot fetish

25.09.2025 19:54 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol PRIME example

25.09.2025 02:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Here’s another weird thing about old people: they’ll never tell you they want more light, they’ll just keep asking if you’re sure YOU have enough light over and over until you turn on more light just to make them stfu

25.09.2025 02:16 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

One weird thing about old people is that they’ll literally just choose to die rather than drink water when they don’t feel thirsty

24.09.2025 22:28 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

In many cases, autism causes Tylenol

24.09.2025 02:39 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Sinful stinker ✋

23.09.2025 14:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hard “a” or soft??

23.09.2025 03:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Contrary to what this picture may suggest, she is - tragically - almost completely illiterate

21.09.2025 22:34 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

NYE on a Wednesday lol wtf just cancel the new year

21.09.2025 11:42 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*LI$TEN

21.09.2025 08:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thai chili 😍😍😍

20.09.2025 22:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When A$AP Rocky speaks, Millennials LISTEN

20.09.2025 22:21 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

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