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Yowhich do u all prefer if u were on desert island? 1. Sex stuff after not for awhile or 2.flying in an airplane with a cold and ur ears pop and won't unpop but then a few days later thanks to ur body and psudofed they pop and u can hear good again. Sry to bring up airplanes if ur stuck on island.

09.01.2024 00:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm really trying to make it a thing to say "go number 1." Like, "I'll be right back I have to go <whispers> number 1 </whispers>"

28.09.2023 21:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My secret to starting my day out energized is laying in bed watching crazy dashcam videos until I am too freaked out to fall back asleep.

21.09.2023 16:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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03.09.2023 22:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Was Mitch McConnell just practicing for the government shutdown or crisis acting?

03.09.2023 22:52 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0