Joaquin Taco

Does this imply the mcchicken is made out of something other than chicken

Starting cigarette fires, barbecue fires, candle fires, fireplace fires, trash fires, brush fires, shoelace fires

There’s a reason they’re called 1911s

The posting equivalent of people in cars laying on their horns because they cannot comprehend that to everyone else they *are* the traffic they’re upset about

I genuinely think it was a way to manage cognitive dissonance from studio heads that at some level wanted to imagine they were different from the morlocks making tv. “My dreck is directed by FFC and thus cannot be dreck.”

Literally had a new one I was admiring the lume on only to have a coworker make fun of me for “having a glow-in-the-dark watch”.

These fools don’t realize that for mere thousands to tens of thousands of dollars I’ve purchased an exquisitely crafted piece of mechanical engineering with literal jewels as the bearings that is able to achieve accuracy almost a tenth as good as a $30 Timex

These clowns probably don’t even know what a ha-ha is.

Brave to see people willing to talk about getting the Marilyn Manson surgery

Interesting and WRONG. It’s a show for babies in daycare.

This is erasure of All Sport, Pepsi’s *first* sports drink (which was carbonated!) which was such a weird substance/flop that Pepsi bit the bullet and just bought Gatorade!

Yeah I think the subtext was screaming with the “The Army said it was suicide” sentence

You may be thinking of famous Harlem-based rapper “Cam’ron”, alternatively known as Killa Kam. Did the people at the end of 2024 that you’re thinking of spend a lot of time talking about bust downs and chinchillas?

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Also please encounter this tale from the Martin Dressman extended universe:

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Failing to see the problem here

They’ll never get me magic balls

That’s actually how he did You Know What in the Ciderhouse Rules

Honestly didn’t a lot of bills of exchange/promissory notes effectively expand money supply? My headcanon in my holland game is that my burghers have essentially created a shadow money supply via their merchant banks’ bills of exchange.

welcome to ugly store: Photo

Via the inestimable uglystore.com

I was born on a water moon

While you were busy hanging out with people in age-appropriate relationships, she studied the blade

PCs winning the console wars was not something I had planned on but it happened

Was on the phone with a Mark Warner staffer and the great achievements of this deal per him:
-snap is coming back
-furloughed workers get back pay
-RIFs since October 1 reversed
-Gerry Connolly’s widow gets some sort of pension??

I cracked up at the last one and he hung up on me

You’re either waiting for a spontaneous mass moral awakening among the American electorate (good luck) or arguing for only nominating non-black candidates. It sucks

Counterpoint: this style of argumentation was used by a bunch of Clinton devotees in 08 to argue why he shouldn’t be nominated, because “racists who are not us” won’t vote for him, thus clever dem primary voters shouldn’t vote for him *because he is black*.

Plot armor

“When there’s no room left in hell, the damned will walk the earth”

We have been forged in the crucible of following Ubisoft’s waypoints while our character mutters hints to himself

Getting drunk and trying to nuke Peacock

Yeah like on one hand this clearly sucks on the other hand it’s not like the Great Arlington Road Spaghetti Morass is some amazing cultural artifact