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However, the car traffic lights are actually gnomes watching the battle from across the street like it was a game of football, and doing a hola whenever a Haltops casts a spell (the gnomes and the Haltops have a very ancient alliance, and a Haltops win would greatly benefit the gnomish lands) (2/2)

Yall need more whimsical in your lives. Pedestrian traffic lights aren't automated, they're the battleground to the two great Faes clans, the Pæsserands and the Haltops, fighting for full control of street signage, and the lights emitted are just the spells cast into battle (1/2)

The need for socks is rising

"Hm, what's your job about?"

Cables. Tons of cables.

They spin me right round baby right round, like the ring that we should carry across the middle earth to the Mordor to save the world from the threats of Sauron, the second dark lord

(picture unrelated)

Behold, the stool

Sup suckers

Why is the gif 10hrs long ?

Common Smant W

Just bought myself a gigantic magnificent umbrella, when is it gonna rain ?

Sooo uuuuh, about that pack of crackers, it may be possible that we have started a war, and I'm in great need of troops rn. If anybody knows how to defeat an army of appetizers, lmk

I'm not hungry. But that pack of crackers gave me the stink eye, and I cannot let that slide.

I swear to God I'm gonna make it regret their actions.

I wanted to host a quick raffle to celebrate my move to bsky!! and to thank all those who have followed me so far :3

good luck!

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