@garyjbelcher.bsky.social
Senior Software Engineer. Aston Villa supporter. Avid reader. Occasional writer. Powered by Cadbury's chocolate, Dr Pepper and Yorkshire Tea. https://garyjbelcher.github.io/
Off to Villa Park! #AVFC #AVLBOU #UTV
09.11.2025 11:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I may have nearly knocked out my gynecologist by shooting a speculum at his head. It wasn't my fault. He made me laugh, my muscles contracted, and suddenly my twat was a cannon.
26.10.2025 23:20 โ ๐ 735 ๐ 36 ๐ฌ 45 ๐ 19Enjoyed attending Aston Villa Legends at The Alexandra last night. Gabby, Hendrie and Merson were great. #AVFC
28.10.2025 13:29 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Good morning and also sorry about this
28.10.2025 07:53 โ ๐ 71 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 4
I'm sure this is how it went down
26.10.2025 12:27 โ ๐ 791 ๐ 173 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 8Off to Villa Park! #AVFC #AVLMCI #UTV
26.10.2025 11:41 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Damsgaard. What. A. Pass. ๐ #BRELIV
25.10.2025 19:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Off to Villa Park! #AVFC #AVLBUR #UTV
05.10.2025 10:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Scrabble
04.10.2025 12:13 โ ๐ 477 ๐ 74 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1An impressive, professional performance against a decent side away from home. Bizot solid. Buendia and McGinn were fantastic again. ๐ #AVFC #UEL #UTV
02.10.2025 21:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Big win. We needed that. On to Feyenoord on Thursday. Trust in Unai. He knows what he's doing. ๐ช #AVFC #UTV
28.09.2025 19:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Off to Villa Park! #AVFC #AVLFUL #UTV
28.09.2025 10:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0And the Red Roses are Women's Rugby World Cup champions. Brilliant! ๐๐ #RWC2025
27.09.2025 16:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Men get zero credit for the job we do when we piss away skid marks people leave on the toilet bowl, it's a invaluable service and only we know about it.
27.09.2025 09:55 โ ๐ 138 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 13 ๐ 2First win of the season in all competitions last night. It wasn't a great performance, but a win is a win and boy did we need one. Follow it up with three points on Sunday, please. #AVFC #UTV
26.09.2025 12:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Off to Villa Park! #AVFC #UEL #UTV
25.09.2025 16:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The morning after the night before. Let's get this awful window over and done with then reset and go again. ๐ #AVFC
01.09.2025 08:31 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Off to Villa Park! #AVFC #AVLCRY #UTV
31.08.2025 15:46 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Urgh. Just our bogey side up next... #AVFC
23.08.2025 16:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Looks incredible. I can't wait for this!
20.08.2025 00:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Off to Villa Park! #AVFC #AVLNEW #UTV
16.08.2025 09:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Gutted. England should've won that. Fair play to India, though. Fabulous series. ๐
04.08.2025 11:05 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Champions!
Brilliant Lionesses! ๐
#WEURO2025
Let's go, Lionesses! #WEURO2025
27.07.2025 16:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0RIP Ozzy. Brummie Legend. ๐ค
23.07.2025 07:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Not again!
20.07.2025 17:18 โ ๐ 506 ๐ 62 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 5Seen a few posts here about men "power hosing" stains off the toilet with their piss. I remember those days but now at 45, I have a strong feeling that if I tried this, with the added pressure I'd end up shitting myself
10.07.2025 18:20 โ ๐ 308 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 22 ๐ 3Superb win, England. ๐ Looking forward to my visit to Edgbaston next Wednesday! #ENGvsIND ๐
24.06.2025 17:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Absolutely.
26.05.2025 10:29 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Furious and gutted this morning. But with a bit of perspective can see if we'd been a bit better in certain other games we wouldn't even be having this discussion. I still stand by what I said a couple of weeks ago. It has been some season. Let's go win the Europa League. ๐ #AVFC #UTV
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