Josy

Today’s vibes

This is me talking about ppl circling the full parking lot of the busy boba place instead of parking at the gentrified empty restaurant next to it just because it says “restaurant parking only!” How they gonna know? I’m getting my boba

So many people follow societal rules to their detriment

Damn it we’re shackled by our need for yummy treats

Someone take uber eats away from my grimy little hands

Kpop demon hunters on Fortnite?! Ok I’m gaming tonight

Get that bread 🥖

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When I’m on a client call and the client says my name repeatedly for some reason it WEIRDS ME OUT

POST INDIRECTS

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I love watching Stephanie Soo but her husbands voice sounds exactly like the guy I legit can’t get over so I cringe hearing him
Chat I’m cooked

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Watching the president announce he’s launching the military to all democratic states on tiktok

Melatonin dreams are never negative or nightmarish but they’re so vivid I wake up wondering if they were real 😭

I can feel every muscle and nerve in my hands and arm rn 👽

Like how’d you find such an old post and why and what’s happening

Nothing creepier on here than those bot accounts with thousands of followers liking a random post from months ago then immediately following you

Just realized me and Hassan piker are wearing the exact same gentle monster glasses. Time to ring the wedding bells

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It just feels like a name belonging to a skateboarding 14 yr old and no one else

You understand 🙂‍↕️

At work talking to a finance director that’s named Cody and it feels wrong. Cody’s are the ones that were bad at math in college (don’t ask me to explain I just feel it)

im rly high so this might be completely incomprehensible but i need people to understand it is okay to AGE. why are you focused on looking younger when you could be focused on becoming a hot ass older person. and don’t tell me they’re not out there BECAUSE THEY ARE. aging is also a privilege :)

i’m like if a pit of anxiety was a girl

Typical love and deep space player

I don’t know what 6 7 means I asked my kid she says it doesn’t mean anything so now I’m thinking it’s like 1738

Like no MORE MATH PLEASE

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My 6 year old just said the 67 thing and I’ve never felt more ancient

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Silly me thinking I was done with school because I’ve graduated
I have to teach it now every school night to my little one

Like yall were in the negatives five years ago wow good for yall now!

My first office job was working at this small accounting firm that only focused on international artists (small ones) touring in the u.s for the first time and being scared of getting taxed harshly

Now I’m seeing these “small artists” in my Spotify recommendations

Why do I seem so approachable when I’m actually an introverted anxious mess. I keep forgetting my hair is bright colored I’m like a neon cone for attention

GALA

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