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My dick normus

I had a dream that someone gave me a custom painted car as a gift. But then I found out the car was a Nissan coupe and I was slightly disappointed. No shade to Nissan drivers.

Yes I does

Is it just me or do the rooms at the BBRU conference center smell like Lincoln shoe polish?

Yellow jackets the musical but they get to the point

Work was stressful the past two days. I'm excited to take a break and have fun at the Bootblack Roundup. Time to pack!

Not to mention the chaffing.

You're very welcome

I felt overdressed for the ONYX play party, wearing a leather vest, pants, and boots. LOL not complaining because everyone looked great. But I could have been way more naked. Next time!

I dunno if I've ever impact topped that many people in one evening. Feeling 💅

I don’t care and am unsurprised if Mike Johnson has a Grindr. Gay people can be homophobic. Haven’t you watched Euphoria? Nothing new. He was a bigot before I knew and he still is.

Thank you!

use lube: who am I trying to impress?

#folsom

One thing about transguys is we know how to pack. Everything we need for Folsom including my bootblacking kit, Corcorans, and rechargeable handheld bidet.

History remembers the firsts but legends remember the greats. Sometimes, the first pancake is burnt and it takes the second or third try to get it right. Honor the firsts. Celebrate the champions.

- im high

Band pull a-parts
Hammer curls
Neutral grip pull ups
Rest and massage
Restocked my kit for Folsom

Pretty sure I’m getting tennis elbow from bootblacking. I need to do some rehab and maybe switch hands. Or maybe clam down. Idk.

I like my partners like I like my cars: efficient, reliable, and with a Leather interior.

My ass and thighs burn so bad from bootblacking on the floor. I Asian-squatted all night for the children.

Not safe for work but I am posting this at work 🤫🤫🤫

Why does Illinois St under LSD smell like poppers? Not complaining

My server said “Hi, I’m a Christian. And I just wanted to ask, have you ever heard that God loves you?”

I was caught off guard so I said, “Yes, thank you. Have a good day.” But I wanted to say, “No, but I often hear I’m going to hell.”

Idk what do you do in these situations?

I messed up my shot and my libido is having a moment.

Pretty sure the movie “The Hunt” is “Eyes Wide Shut” for trumpers.

I had a nightmare that I had to punch someone in the balls in self defense. But in real life, I punched my ankle and now there’s welt. DON’T MESS WITH ME ouch

It’s the bootblack Renaissance

I can’t sleep I’m gay