Oh to be three and drip around the house with my shirt lifted up like a tiny net carrying like... wet rocks and sticks and shit.
There's when we had it made, luggin' the haul.
Oh to be three and drip around the house with my shirt lifted up like a tiny net carrying like... wet rocks and sticks and shit.
There's when we had it made, luggin' the haul.
A baby with its tiny-ass fingers clasped together: "Give us this day our daily titty."
26.11.2025 06:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Toast in Fourteen Easy Steps
18.10.2025 14:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's time to put away my summer beanie hat and dust off the fall beanie hat.
06.09.2025 01:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can anybody catch me up on the lore here?
03.05.2025 05:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Convert me to steak sauce education immediately.
12.04.2025 18:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I might not do Fortifier like other Nezhas but always love seeing appreciation for space-spicyboi.
18.02.2025 05:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cuddling up this evening with a damp burlap bag of discarded roofing nails. I can't read so this makes for a cozy moment of respite.
27.01.2025 03:11 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Solid find! That bit took me forever to drop.
24.01.2025 15:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tumble-dry high for once, you cowardly fabrics.
24.01.2025 14:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I still find it fun after a decade+, personally, but for how long it's been around and the changes made it has guaranteed alienated vets and newcomers alike on more than one occasion. I'm sure one of these updates will be my depart too, but for now it's fun and I'm not looking for more.
24.01.2025 12:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Information is food, both are consumed. If something you're reading is hard to swallow, try smaller bites, eat around the fat, and make sure you're not chewing on a piece of wrapper still stuck to the bottom.
I wish I was more helpful with life but ultimately I'm just hungry.
New Year's Resolution for my Warframe is to tackle a lich. I've just really drug my feet on it.
Not adding my ign, hope others get a better chance to win.^^
When you feel like you can't get enough and somebody says; "Enough, enough getting." And you agree it was too much and say "Got it." and they say "No, stop! You just got more! No more getting, okay‽" And you're worried now like "Alright, gotcha." And they vanish screaming "Not me too..."
20.01.2025 13:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'll tell you what's entertaining...
Entertainment.
I don't know any, but I'm ready to learn; take me on as a pupil.
02.11.2024 00:40 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am basic for being fully on board with the opposite, names that are the complete antithesis of their traits: Porcupine named Velvet, jacked person named Tiny, a genius nicknamed Caveman, etc.
01.11.2024 23:54 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0But what if we got to Know-Vember?
01.11.2024 23:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Diet Tweester Orb.
01.11.2024 22:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every year we say November, but I'm here to tell this Vember fellow that they're welcome at my place. I probably won't have any good snacks until tomorrow though.
01.11.2024 21:20 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I don't wanna spoil the answer, but first trying to figure it I got the word "pooch" and hoped for a new companion.
31.10.2024 20:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0