'The Onion' Just Brilliantly Ripped Trump With A Brutal Headline After Damning Epstein Emails

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Using Golden Ticket to describe people who have fled war and destitution to legally seek asylum. An internationally recognized legal right that the UK is treaty bound to recognize is pure cruelty and evil. It is the language of Nazis, of deportations, of camps and life unworthy of life. Evil.

Nah, we have quite a few in Britain as well. Strange that so many of them become politicans, right enough.

This immigration stuff from Labour is very brexity. The wrong choices for the wrong reasons which will have a negative impact on people and the economy to please morons who are in a state of permanent grievance.
It's unbearable watching Labour being so vile and stupid.
Starmer must go.

#BBCLauraK

My old boss at Americans United once described the Catholic League as ‘one guy in a basement with a fax machine’ and he was correct

Pleased to speak with @nickturse.bsky.social about the OLC permission slip for the US killing spree at sea.

“It’s legal Mad Libs. They’re throwing all these terms and concepts at the wall, but there’s no real content or substance behind them.”

Nice one, Zadie Smith.

One memory of the 70s was Wednesday 9th Feb 1972.
School closed at lunchtime due to power cuts. The FA Cup replay #lufc v Liverpool was a 1pm kick off as using floodlights was forbidden.
Don't think my Leeds supporting maths teacher's Morris 1000 had ever travelled as fast out of the school gates.

English councils plan to sell off social clubs and sports centres to balance books Survey finds 60% of key cities councils are planning to sell assets to meet costs of adult and children’s social care

English councils plan to sell off social clubs and sports centres to balance books.

Social spaces lost forever. Libraries, community centres, school playgrounds, parks closed/sold as council funding cut in real terms to appease the rich.

Social vandalism.

BREAKING: Serial killer urges roommate to look into reports of nearby serial killer

Goodnight #bluesky. Please take care of each other, support each other and check in on those that you know are struggling. The smallest act of kindness can make a massive difference.

Here’s a photo, it’s a star trail shot taken in Elan Valley, Mid Wales, showing the celestial equator.

Addiction should be seen as a chronic health condition requiring long-term treatment in a similar way to diabetes or rheumatoid arthritis

The same people who claim we don’t know what a “woman” is are having a real tough time defining a “child”.

Nothing will change until the political system is freed from the clutches of corporations and the super-rich The law is being used to enforce existing power structures for the benefit of the few

The Rule of Law in England.

Legal-aid is scarce.

Backlog of 78,329 Crown Court and 361,027 Magistrates’ courts cases. No speedy hearing.

The Post Office scandal shows that corporations can hound innocent people. No one charged for false prosecutions and ruining lives.

‘Suicide can’t be my legacy for my children": Sen. Fetterman reflects on recovery after his stroke led to severe depression | CNN Politics CNN’s Dana Bash talks to Sen. John Fetterman about his new book “Unfettered,” which offers personal, raw details about his time in Washington, his recovery after suffering a stroke in 2022, and his li...

How many people do you think will be driven to suicide when they can no longer afford health insurance to cover the cost of their depression treatments?

No need to worry Fetterman, rolling over for the GOP will be your legacy.

To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015

What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills: the emails from Landon Thomas has his New York Times signature block...he was employed by NY Times at the time. He was communicating directly with Epstein about Trump, and was given incriminating information about Trump. It's been in NYT's possession since 2015

Ghislaine Maxwell lied about Trump never going to Epstein's house (directly contradicted by her email correspondence with Epstein), and she was rewarded for that lie with a transfer to a cushier prison. The coverup is happening in plain sight.

They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.

Prosecutors in Milan have opened an investigation into Italians who allegedly paid members of the Bosnian Serb army for trips to Sarajevo so that they could kill citizens during the four-year siege of the city in the 1990s. More than 10,000 people were killed in Sarajevo by constant shelling and sniper fire between 1992 and 1996 in what was the longest siege in modern history, after Bosnia and Herzegovina declared independence from Yugoslavia.

“There were no political or religious motivations. They were rich people who went there for fun and personal satisfaction. We are talking about people who love guns who perhaps go to shooting ranges or on safari in Africa.” www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...

being told “thank you for licking my boots” by your interview subject should be embarrassing right?

'BBC Bias' Memo Was Authored by Lobbyist Tied to Pro-Trump Tech Giants The leaked memo that fuelled Trump’s attack on the BBC was written by a lobbyist at a firm paid by US tech giants tied to the President

🔴'BBC Bias’ Memo Was Authored by Lobbyist Tied to Pro-Trump Tech Giants

The leaked memo that fuelled Trump’s attack on the BBC was written by a lobbyist at a firm paid by US tech giants tied to the President, reports @nafeez.bsky.social

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When power is untouchable: the legal abyss facing Harrods survivors Survivors of abuse connected to Mohamed Al Fayed’s Harrods empire are discovering what “no one is above the law” really means

Survivors of abuse connected to Mohamed Al Fayed’s Harrods empire are discovering what “no one is above the law” really means | "Isabella"

Mamdani is going to implement Sriracha law. Everyone will have to slather hot sauce on their scrambled eggs

Gammons. “We need to stop the small boats so we can concentrate on helping our own poor and homeless”.

Normals. “So you agree that the ‘british’ poor and homeless should get more government assistance?”

Gammons. “Fck that!! The poor and homeless are all lazy scroungers. Give them nothing!!!”

Councillor apologises for Facebook post and resigns from party Councillor Pauline Giles apologises for comments on Facebook backing a petition for mass deportations.

Following media reports? You mean by ⁦‪Byline Times? I know we cause you some grief ⁦‪BBCNews‬⁩ by criticising the role of Robbie Gibb - but credit where credit is due

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“The jury seems to find all this funny. We can’t see the jurors on the screens in the dedicated media space, but a reporter in the courtroom confirms that they struggle at times to contain their smiles—and one juror in particular must cover her face with her notebook to conceal herself cracking up.”