@theeggpaladin.bsky.social
My name is Jose! I am The Egg Paladin! Just a crazy dude who shouldn’t be taken seriously (mostly lol) Business Email: sega1924@hotmail.com Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TheEggPaladin Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/egg_paladin/
Woo! Boo-boo be lookin hot! Lol
05.03.2026 05:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My two OCs, cat girls, named Kleo and Alynn, both being cute. But Kleo is into it, and Alynn, well, she doesn't do cute.
The Gyaru and the Stoic.
Poor Alynn she doesn't know how to be cute.
#madisonseason3 #myart #artistonbsky #digitalart #furryart #startrek #anthro #feline #myocs #cute #catgirl
I don't care if you are a parent or not, beating the shit out of your children over things they didn't do wrong is scumbag behavior and you deserve an ass whooping for doing that! Faggot ass dickheads.
05.03.2026 00:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Then yo momma can't take a goddamn job. Bitch shouldn't got her ghetto hoe ass offended LMAO
04.03.2026 23:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0those scumbag adults deserve EVERY ass whoopin they deserve.
04.03.2026 23:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BRO!! We could have ran together!
04.03.2026 23:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MetroPCS…if I don’t pay your bill but I need assistance on an another phone that works, DON’T ASK ME FOR MY PHONE NUMBER YOU CUT OFF AND HANG UP ON ME WITHOUT HELP!! Why do I need to pay your bill to get some assistance? It’s stupid! I paid the bill of the same amount and you said you didn’t get it!
04.03.2026 18:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Justified, fuck them motherfuckas.
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Drew this sketch using contour lines. Honestly, i come out good.
What do you guys think?
Not going to lie, I keep punching the hell out of my head due to frustration…it’s so frustrating having to deal BS out of my control that you lose patience. God if only problems never existed.
03.03.2026 19:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Quit policing the internet, you stupid ahh suckas! You deserve prison for being a bitch lmao
03.03.2026 15:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Male version in the works? Hmm..😏
03.03.2026 14:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I made this, don't question it! lol
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I made this, don't question it! lol
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oh dang that looks PERFECT!
03.03.2026 05:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Here's in Full color @nebzshady2001.bsky.social Hope you like it, Nibz!
03.03.2026 05:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy birthday to my main man @nebzshady2001.bsky.social I wanted to give this to you fro your birthday and hope you like it! ;)
03.03.2026 04:25 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1I love my friends ❤️☺️
02.03.2026 18:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LETS FREAKIN GOOOO!!!
02.03.2026 17:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Caseoh is a god amongst us all! lol 😂
02.03.2026 16:49 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Hell yeah it is!! Suck it, Twitter! Scary movie has returned!
02.03.2026 16:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes. Yes i am 😎🤣
02.03.2026 14:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Damn she hot! lol
02.03.2026 13:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0a youtube thumbnail of my sonic oc running over tangle and whisper
This was my youtube thumbnail from my Sonic racing crossworlds Tangle & Whisper event Stream. If you want to see the whole stream, here's the link: www.youtube.com/live/cnHiebq...
(WARNING!! I SAY A LOT OF OFFENSIVE SLURS AND EDGY JOKES!! Please don't watch it if it makes you uncomfortable)
How my friends talk to me in high school:
02.03.2026 07:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yep! we smashin lol
01.03.2026 10:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hello you lovely people out there I'm part of a project fan series called sonic return of the shadows made by a terrific dude named @crimsoneggamer.bsky.social where I voice orbot and cubot and more, the series is posted on his channel youtube.com/@crimsonegg2... please give it a check!
26.01.2026 17:29 — 👍 4 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Singles for life!! 🤣
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