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The Egg Paladin (ART COMMS OPEN)

@theeggpaladin.bsky.social

My name is Jose! I am The Egg Paladin! Just a crazy dude who shouldn’t be taken seriously (mostly lol) Business Email: sega1924@hotmail.com Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TheEggPaladin Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/egg_paladin/

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05.03.2026 09:50 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Woo! Boo-boo be lookin hot! Lol

05.03.2026 05:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
My two OCs, cat girls, named Kleo and Alynn, both being cute. But Kleo is into it, and Alynn, well, she doesn't do cute.

My two OCs, cat girls, named Kleo and Alynn, both being cute. But Kleo is into it, and Alynn, well, she doesn't do cute.

The Gyaru and the Stoic.

Poor Alynn she doesn't know how to be cute.

#madisonseason3 #myart #artistonbsky #digitalart #furryart #startrek #anthro #feline #myocs #cute #catgirl

04.03.2026 23:30 — 👍 63    🔁 22    💬 6    📌 0
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a close up of a cartoon character with a red flower on his head Alt: a close up of a cartoon character with a red flower on his head

I don't care if you are a parent or not, beating the shit out of your children over things they didn't do wrong is scumbag behavior and you deserve an ass whooping for doing that! Faggot ass dickheads.

05.03.2026 00:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Then yo momma can't take a goddamn job. Bitch shouldn't got her ghetto hoe ass offended LMAO

04.03.2026 23:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

those scumbag adults deserve EVERY ass whoopin they deserve.

04.03.2026 23:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BRO!! We could have ran together!

04.03.2026 23:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a close up of a cartoon character with a very angry face and a tie . Alt: a close up of a cartoon character with a very angry face and a tie .

MetroPCS…if I don’t pay your bill but I need assistance on an another phone that works, DON’T ASK ME FOR MY PHONE NUMBER YOU CUT OFF AND HANG UP ON ME WITHOUT HELP!! Why do I need to pay your bill to get some assistance? It’s stupid! I paid the bill of the same amount and you said you didn’t get it!

04.03.2026 18:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Justified, fuck them motherfuckas.

04.03.2026 18:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Drew this sketch using contour lines. Honestly, i come out good.

What do you guys think?

04.03.2026 11:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not going to lie, I keep punching the hell out of my head due to frustration…it’s so frustrating having to deal BS out of my control that you lose patience. God if only problems never existed.

03.03.2026 19:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a police uniform holds a sign that says straight to jail Alt: a man in a police uniform holds a sign that says straight to jail

Quit policing the internet, you stupid ahh suckas! You deserve prison for being a bitch lmao

03.03.2026 15:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Male version in the works? Hmm..😏

03.03.2026 14:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I made this, don't question it! lol
pixelframe.design/mario-font-l...

03.03.2026 05:13 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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I made this, don't question it! lol
pixelframe.design/mario-font-l...

03.03.2026 05:13 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

oh dang that looks PERFECT!

03.03.2026 05:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Here's in Full color @nebzshady2001.bsky.social Hope you like it, Nibz!

03.03.2026 05:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy birthday to my main man @nebzshady2001.bsky.social I wanted to give this to you fro your birthday and hope you like it! ;)

03.03.2026 04:25 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

I love my friends ❤️☺️

02.03.2026 18:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LETS FREAKIN GOOOO!!!

02.03.2026 17:24 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Caseoh is a god amongst us all! lol 😂

02.03.2026 16:49 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Hell yeah it is!! Suck it, Twitter! Scary movie has returned!

02.03.2026 16:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes. Yes i am 😎🤣

02.03.2026 14:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Damn she hot! lol

02.03.2026 13:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a youtube thumbnail of my sonic oc running over tangle and whisper

a youtube thumbnail of my sonic oc running over tangle and whisper

This was my youtube thumbnail from my Sonic racing crossworlds Tangle & Whisper event Stream. If you want to see the whole stream, here's the link: www.youtube.com/live/cnHiebq...
(WARNING!! I SAY A LOT OF OFFENSIVE SLURS AND EDGY JOKES!! Please don't watch it if it makes you uncomfortable)

02.03.2026 11:15 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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How my friends talk to me in high school:

02.03.2026 07:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yep! we smashin lol

01.03.2026 10:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hello you lovely people out there I'm part of a project fan series called sonic return of the shadows made by a terrific dude named @crimsoneggamer.bsky.social where I voice orbot and cubot and more, the series is posted on his channel youtube.com/@crimsonegg2... please give it a check!

26.01.2026 17:29 — 👍 4    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

Singles for life!! 🤣

01.03.2026 00:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0